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: Anonymous 979 KB PNG 11/22/22(Tue)17:09:52 No.71092117 >be me >Straight >Get hemorrhoids because I sit too much, also spicy food >Medicine is a long tube i gotta put in my rectum to spread some cream >Straight >F--- it, i don't wanna s--- blood the rest of my life >straight >Push the thing in >Erection Why

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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STRAVA TA Se 4M >>889520639 >>889520904 Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)18:51:29 No.889517577 >>889518001 any1 use strava app for exercise motivation? Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)19:01:04 No.889518001 >>889518132 >>889518193>>889518580 >>889518650 >>889519238 >>889519837 >>889519893 >>889520457 >>889517577 (OP) I signed up to one of those apps. >be voyeurist tight lycra cycling f----- >race against the speed time challenges >never get 1st on the leaderboards Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)18:51:54 No.889517593 >realise they are split between genders >open app settings >change my gender to female I am not a raging f----- who is too poor to buy a gym membership, so no. >redo my routes >start beating all the girls records >sponsorship emails start flooding in >they send me free s--- with their logos on them >sell them on ebay >being a neet t----- has never been so profitable

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: Anonymous 105 KB PNG 06/22/22(Wed)18:27:43 No.69144354 >mom is trying to be a fashion designer and photographer >asks if she can give me a makeover to test her skills >agree on condition she buys me a big steak >get my legs waxed and nails done >she gives me skirt, pantyhose, big padded bra, sweater, women's suit jacket and jewelry >does my hair and makeup >poses me in angles that downplays my male proportions and takes photos >I can't believe how much I look like a woman in the pictures, and pretty >get upset and tell her to delete the pictures because it's "too gay" >she is both amused and disappointed but deletes the pics and then takes me to get a big steak >nightly panic attacks and crying ever since because I wish I was the person in those pictures instead of the real me I ruined my f------ life for a steak

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: Anonymous 3.43 MB JPG 11/22/22(Tue)19:25:39 No.71085112 > be me, Belgian >2m tall, really fit, usually fall for tall girls, always needs to put in loads of effort, be entertaining. > Have a bit of a dry spell > Tiny Chinese girl initiated messaging me on Hinge > I arrange the first date (just grabbing coffee) > She pays for both of us before i can even say anything > She arranges the second one > She's actually based and racist as f--- > Acts like i'm actually a catch, makes me feel giddy > Just don't talk about Taiwan, chinese propeganda is hardwired > right balance between modesty and sexyness She's totally not my type. But damn if i don't marry that girl, and get children with her. character>looks Not being fat is also character. : Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)19:30:35 No.71085156 I'm in no position to judge as a retarded incel, but isn't it kind of pathetic to get bent out of shape just because she's sweettalking you a little in an effort to ensnare a handsome tall European? I don't know if I'd actually be attracted to someone being desperate to be with me. 11/22/22(Tue)19:31:21 No.71085162 : Anonymous >>71085112 (OP) # I wouldn't be surprised if she was sent by the bug empire to subvert the west. But f--- it, get yours bro, have as much hapa kids as you can. 11/22/22(Tue)19:37:00 No.71085210 : Anonymous Imao he fell for the special sperm harvest operation

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Anonymous B8 85 KB PNG 01/05/22(Wed)21:10:56 No.66866384 >Walking to Train stop >In bad neighborhood >Dark and lonely streets >Spooky.zip >See a group of scary looking nigs >They're headed towards me >F--- >Have been jumped before >Quickly walk up to a random house >Pretend it's mine >Start fumbling with my keys >"Yo w--" >S---. It's their house >Mumble an apology and sprint-walk away. >Hear them laugh as I leave >MFW : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)21:13:04 No.66866413 get owned white boi : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)21:18:37 No.66866476 >>66866384 (OP) # congrats you're a f-----

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: Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu)22:37:29 No.71028385 The professional CUDDLER who makes $260 a day by inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home Jackie Samuel, 29, is a professional cuddler and makes up to $260 a day from her business called The Snuggery in Rochester, New York. She cuddles with up to 30 men a week - including pensioners and war veterans. The cuddling can take place anywhere around her cottage but most clients opt to use her large double bed. guaranteed replies.jpg 173 KB JPG I would do this. Would you do this? 22 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anonymous S 74 KB JPG 11/22/22(Tue)14:47:55 No.889520348 No purpose in life, no reason to live >grew up poor, want to give a financially stable life to my parents >achieve it finally at 30, but still they are not happy and neither am I. Is there more to life? >go to graduate school to learn new things and create something great after >graduate but I'm back to a 9-5 making some company richer >every day and every night, I spend my time wondering what now. But there no answer. >I cannot feel any feelings >there is no purpose >I have no friends to go be happy with >I have no passion to pursue >nothing was ever important >nothing will ever be >my existence is so expendable Don't get me wrong. I wouldn't kill myself. I don't see the point in that either Just work 9-5, wait for bed 5-11, sleep 11-. Repeat. No emotions. No purpose. If I die by accident, it would be like dropping a plate in my kitchen, they'll get another. I feel empty. I feel nothing. Are you any different?

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File: IMG_20221119_085933.jpg (484 KB, 1080x1389) Anonymous 11/19/22(Sat)02:01:53 No.176973547 >>176973565 >>176973658 >>176973681 >>176973730 >>176973744 After 60 hour's of work, I managed to fix Ariel frame by frame (trailer). Here's a sneek peek. The FULL trailer will be posted soon.

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: Anonymous (ID: V4E8NLDS) === Im going to liquify a jew and (...) BADLANDS 19 KB JPG 11/22/22(Tue)12:17:32 No.405484548 howdy folks! its badlandschugs here! And today..im going to lure a jew into my house, put him to sleep, then cut him up and put him in my nutri-bullet blender. I'm going to strain the goop until only the liquid remains, then we gonna CHUG HIM! hitler used to gas ya...now were just gonna CHUG you like a nesquik. but enough talk...lets chug a jew up. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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wars >be 24 >finish killer workout with roommate >head back to the apartment >slam down some protein shakes >spill a little down my face >roomate smiles, and laughs >he wipes it off my face >weird silence proceeds >I say thanks and pat him on the shoulder >I get a bit closer to him >next thing I know I'm butt f------ him >he turns around and grabs my balls >w--, is my roomate gay? Anonymous 03/11/14(Tue) 16:59 UTC-7 No.25533767 damn he crossed the line touching your balls

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dragon.jpg (126 KB, 1024x749) google iqdb ♥ Anonymous 21 hours ago No.45642530 >>45642690 >>45642846 >>45642856 >>45642946 >>45643261 >>45645051 >>45647561 >>45653541 >>45654274 >>45654417 ITT: reverse fantasy creatures supernatural powers >Have a dark, rich tan >Extremely social and charasmatic, everyone in town loves them >Can heal injuries I'll start: Vampire >Can only ever be in light, darkness makes them freeze >Loves the morning/early hours of the day >They lose their incisors >Can't stomach meat of any kind, let alone blood >Become extremely fit and muscular but lose any ability for magic or >They're blood can remove curses >Hate to be around others of its kind, no evil secret society >Loves Garlic, untainted human blood can kill them Anonymous 20 hours ago No.45643261 >>45643344 >>45643864 >>45653541 >>45654776 >>45656826 57547.jpg (159 KB, 600x427) google iqdb >>45642530 (OP) Apart from a few, you've basically described an Italian. Anonymous 20 hours ago No.45643344 >>45659366 >>45643261 Being italian I can confirm that. In fact while we still have all of our teeth and can stomach many kinds of meat, our touch does, indeed, heal any kind of wounds. mare can VOICH Core can Anonymous 9 hours ago No.45653541 1389546100206.gif (981 KB, 500x288) google iqdb >>45642530 (OP) >>45643261 And just like an Italian, a reverse vampire can enter your house at any time whatsoever and only leaves if you really insist on it. And can DEFINITELY see their own reflection.

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: Anonymous /g/ favourite game >I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact "World of Linux," or as I refer to it, "Linux Fantasy XIV." Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather a role-playing game around which those with no accomplishments can desperately form some sort of identity. You start off with your OS in an incomplete state, then you perform easily searchable, tedious manual quests trying to piece it together into something that is barely functional for a small set of tasks. Other Linux players congratulate you on playing the game and on your level progression, giving you a false sense of accomplishment for your virtual progress. The 23 years old coonfiger rez ******** 11/22/22(Tue)01:49:00 No.89889276 261 KB PNG >If you thought you were getting a real OS, you just don't understand Linux. What class did you go with? >autist >neet >tran >script kiddie What difficulty are you playing on? >Ubuntu >Arch >Gentoo And what is you power level anon?

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: Anonymous 979 KB PNG 11/22/22(Tue)17:09:52 No.71092117 >be me >Straight >Get hemorrhoids because I sit too much, also spicy food >Medicine is a long tube i gotta put in my rectum to spread some cream >Straight >F--- it, i don't wanna s--- blood the rest of my life >straight >Push the thing in >Erection Why

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