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: Anonymous /g/ favourite game >I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact "World of Linux," or as I refer to it, "Linux Fantasy XIV." Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather a role-playing game around which those with no accomplishments can desperately form some sort of identity. You start off with your OS in an incomplete state, then you perform easily searchable, tedious manual quests trying to piece it together into something that is barely functional for a small set of tasks. Other Linux players congratulate you on playing the game and on your level progression, giving you a false sense of accomplishment for your virtual progress. The 23 years old coonfiger rez ******** 11/22/22(Tue)01:49:00 No.89889276 261 KB PNG >If you thought you were getting a real OS, you just don't understand Linux. What class did you go with? >autist >neet >tran >script kiddie What difficulty are you playing on? >Ubuntu >Arch >Gentoo And what is you power level anon?

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File: umadwall.jpg (156 KB, 422x698) >be me >decide to do some urban art >go to my city hall >start spray painting the wall in broad daylight >someone notices and snitches >cops and hall janitors come >the cops give me a fine for vandalizing public property >act smug, tell them that its MY property and keep painting >cops try to arrest me, while jannies start to clean off what I painted >freak out and make a scene, yell that they are ruining my artwork >with my non-handcuffed hand, pull off the wall the transparent canvas I was actually painting on >MFW I charge them by vandalizing my property

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: Anonymous 112 KB JPG 11/15/22(Tue)12:12:41 No.70991313 >wake up >see this next to you >"wassup whiteboy" What do bros? : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # >What do bros? Wonder how my race changed before deciding that big chocolate milkers are more important 11/15/22(Tue) 12:14:33 No.70991325 : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # I guess I'm having mixed children. 11/15/22(Tue)12:15:24 No.70991331 : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # Scream and start hitting her : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # 11/15/22(Tue)12:16:12 No.70991337 : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # She better convert to white, like, white now!!!! 11/15/22(Tue)12:20:58 No.70991371 : Anonymous call my BWCbull to deal with her in the meantime ill try to keep her in check by eating her big black ass while stroking my tiny brown c--- 11/15/22(Tue)12:21:44 No.70991379 11/15/22(Tue)12:25:18 No.70991404 call animal control and tell them that a female gorilla broke into my house......... 11/15/22(Tue)12:28:23 No.70991432 : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # who the f--- makes these threads dude

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: Anonymous! 31 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon)16:26:35 No.125472437 You may have "won" Wales, but we could easily destroy your country if we wanted to. Our army is bigger than your entire population, our nukes alone could end your pathetic bloodline. Remember that before insulting our great nation. : Anonymous >>125472437 (OP) # holy based 11/21/22(Mon)16:27:19 No.125472486

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Anonymous 33 KB PNG 11/01/16(Tue)10:01:16 No.29591387 Heatran has always been interesting to me. Why does it have a gender, but can't breed with its own species? 11/01/16(Tue)10:22:22 No.29591715 Anonymous >>29591387 (OP) # You have a gender but can't breed with your own species either >>29591928 # >>29592122 # >>29592238 # >>29592628 # >>29592777 # >>29593611 # >>29594424 # >>29594592 # >>29594636 #

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Anonymous /genderequality/ 72 KB JPG 09/17/18(Mon)05:58:34 No.48178550 >be me >suck a d--- >gets called a f----- >girl sucks multiple d---- >not a f----- >mfw View Thread

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: Eyyyy >>69028275 (OP) # Some people waste years of their life chasing goals that they think will make them happy. >when I look like that, then I'll be happy >when I drive a car like that, then I'll be happy >when I live in a home like that, then I'll be happy >when I have a gf/bf like that, then I'll be happy 11/22/22(Tue)09:25:55 No.69029603 The harsh truth is that by the time they reach these goals, they already have another goal in mind that they think will make them happy. Take my advice: Be happy now. Accept yourself exactly the way you are. Then, by the time you reach your goals, you would have been happy all along. Chances are that you'll be much more likely to actually reach these goals with the positive mindset that automatically comes with loving yourself.

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: Anonymous 98 KB PNG 11/07/22(Mon)08:17:46 No.70892844 >Got bored and decided to check other boards I dont usually visit >open /x/ >see f------ talking about magick and rituals and soul energy >read replies >they genuinely believe this s--- Are they larping or do they actually think this s--- works?

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The story of my great-grandpa during WW2 >be my great-grandpa >german farmer >huge farm >farm was in todays poland >sometime during world war 2 >sees french tank coming on his land from a distance >driving in his direction >f--- >lightbulb_above_head_idea.jpg >still have handgrenades from the world war 1 >bind 4 grenades together >wait for tank >run outside >make a big turn around tank >tank has slow aim >can't keep aiming at my great-grandpa >climbs on top of tank >pull all 4 grenade pins >open tank hatch >throw grenades inside >4_loud_consecutive_bangs.wav >3 or 4 french p------ dead Mfw my based great-grandpa singlehandedly won a 3vs1 against a tank

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: Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house

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Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)13:57:27 No.44135120 >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it 229 KB PNG get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at >we have to move a bunch of boxes >I pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean

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Anonymous 691 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon)21:19:03 No.889486307 what is this thing and why does it have so much money? Anonymous >>889486307 (OP) # >what is this thing it's a jew >why does it have so much mony it's a jew. 11/21/22(Mon)21:22:55 No.889486490

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: Anonymous /g/ favourite game >I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact "World of Linux," or as I refer to it, "Linux Fantasy XIV." Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather a role-playing game around which those with no accomplishments can desperately form some sort of identity. You start off with your OS in an incomplete state, then you perform easily searchable, tedious manual quests trying to piece it together into something that is barely functional for a small set of tasks. Other Linux players congratulate you on playing the game and on your level progression, giving you a false sense of accomplishment for your virtual progress. The 23 years old coonfiger rez ******** 11/22/22(Tue)01:49:00 No.89889276 261 KB PNG >If you thought you were getting a real OS, you just don't understand Linux. What class did you go with? >autist >neet >tran >script kiddie What difficulty are you playing on? >Ubuntu >Arch >Gentoo And what is you power level anon?

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