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: Anonymous /g/ favourite game >I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact "World of Linux," or as I refer to it, "Linux Fantasy XIV." Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather a role-playing game around which those with no accomplishments can desperately form some sort of identity. You start off with your OS in an incomplete state, then you perform easily searchable, tedious manual quests trying to piece it together into something that is barely functional for a small set of tasks. Other Linux players congratulate you on playing the game and on your level progression, giving you a false sense of accomplishment for your virtual progress. The 23 years old coonfiger rez ******** 11/22/22(Tue)01:49:00 No.89889276 261 KB PNG >If you thought you were getting a real OS, you just don't understand Linux. What class did you go with? >autist >neet >tran >script kiddie What difficulty are you playing on? >Ubuntu >Arch >Gentoo And what is you power level anon?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon vandalizes public property | /r/Greentext

File: umadwall.jpg (156 KB, 422x698) >be me >decide to do some urban art >go to my city hall >start spray painting the wall in broad daylight >someone notices and snitches >cops and hall janitors come >the cops give me a fine for vandalizing public property >act smug, tell them that its MY property and keep painting >cops try to arrest me, while jannies start to clean off what I painted >freak out and make a scene, yell that they are ruining my artwork >with my non-handcuffed hand, pull off the wall the transparent canvas I was actually painting on >MFW I charge them by vandalizing my property

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anon need an answer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 112 KB JPG 11/15/22(Tue)12:12:41 No.70991313 >wake up >see this next to you >"wassup whiteboy" What do bros? : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # >What do bros? Wonder how my race changed before deciding that big chocolate milkers are more important 11/15/22(Tue) 12:14:33 No.70991325 : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # I guess I'm having mixed children. 11/15/22(Tue)12:15:24 No.70991331 : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # Scream and start hitting her : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # 11/15/22(Tue)12:16:12 No.70991337 : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # She better convert to white, like, white now!!!! 11/15/22(Tue)12:20:58 No.70991371 : Anonymous call my BWCbull to deal with her in the meantime ill try to keep her in check by eating her big black ass while stroking my tiny brown c--- 11/15/22(Tue)12:21:44 No.70991379 11/15/22(Tue)12:25:18 No.70991404 call animal control and tell them that a female gorilla broke into my house......... 11/15/22(Tue)12:28:23 No.70991432 : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # who the f--- makes these threads dude

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Anon is very patriotic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous! 31 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon)16:26:35 No.125472437 You may have "won" Wales, but we could easily destroy your country if we wanted to. Our army is bigger than your entire population, our nukes alone could end your pathetic bloodline. Remember that before insulting our great nation. : Anonymous >>125472437 (OP) # holy based 11/21/22(Mon)16:27:19 No.125472486

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Anon will die alone | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 33 KB PNG 11/01/16(Tue)10:01:16 No.29591387 Heatran has always been interesting to me. Why does it have a gender, but can't breed with its own species? 11/01/16(Tue)10:22:22 No.29591715 Anonymous >>29591387 (OP) # You have a gender but can't breed with your own species either >>29591928 # >>29592122 # >>29592238 # >>29592628 # >>29592777 # >>29593611 # >>29594424 # >>29594592 # >>29594636 #

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Anon fights for equal rights | /r/Greentext

Anonymous /genderequality/ 72 KB JPG 09/17/18(Mon)05:58:34 No.48178550 >be me >suck a d--- >gets called a f----- >girl sucks multiple d---- >not a f----- >mfw View Thread

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Anon shares his cheat codes to a good life | /r/Greentext

: Eyyyy >>69028275 (OP) # Some people waste years of their life chasing goals that they think will make them happy. >when I look like that, then I'll be happy >when I drive a car like that, then I'll be happy >when I live in a home like that, then I'll be happy >when I have a gf/bf like that, then I'll be happy 11/22/22(Tue)09:25:55 No.69029603 The harsh truth is that by the time they reach these goals, they already have another goal in mind that they think will make them happy. Take my advice: Be happy now. Accept yourself exactly the way you are. Then, by the time you reach your goals, you would have been happy all along. Chances are that you'll be much more likely to actually reach these goals with the positive mindset that automatically comes with loving yourself.

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anon is shocked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 98 KB PNG 11/07/22(Mon)08:17:46 No.70892844 >Got bored and decided to check other boards I dont usually visit >open /x/ >see f------ talking about magick and rituals and soul energy >read replies >they genuinely believe this s--- Are they larping or do they actually think this s--- works?

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Anon's great-grandpa in WW2 | /r/Greentext

The story of my great-grandpa during WW2 >be my great-grandpa >german farmer >huge farm >farm was in todays poland >sometime during world war 2 >sees french tank coming on his land from a distance >driving in his direction >f--- >lightbulb_above_head_idea.jpg >still have handgrenades from the world war 1 >bind 4 grenades together >wait for tank >run outside >make a big turn around tank >tank has slow aim >can't keep aiming at my great-grandpa >climbs on top of tank >pull all 4 grenade pins >open tank hatch >throw grenades inside >4_loud_consecutive_bangs.wav >3 or 4 french p------ dead Mfw my based great-grandpa singlehandedly won a 3vs1 against a tank

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Anon detaches from reality | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house

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anon realises he is bisexual | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)13:57:27 No.44135120 >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it 229 KB PNG get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at >we have to move a bunch of boxes >I pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean

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Anon learns about Jews | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 691 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon)21:19:03 No.889486307 what is this thing and why does it have so much money? Anonymous >>889486307 (OP) # >what is this thing it's a jew >why does it have so much mony it's a jew. 11/21/22(Mon)21:22:55 No.889486490

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