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Anonymous /genderequality/ 72 KB JPG 09/17/18(Mon)05:58:34 No.48178550 >be me >suck a d--- >gets called a f----- >girl sucks multiple d---- >not a f----- >mfw View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon shares his cheat codes to a good life | /r/Greentext

: Eyyyy >>69028275 (OP) # Some people waste years of their life chasing goals that they think will make them happy. >when I look like that, then I'll be happy >when I drive a car like that, then I'll be happy >when I live in a home like that, then I'll be happy >when I have a gf/bf like that, then I'll be happy 11/22/22(Tue)09:25:55 No.69029603 The harsh truth is that by the time they reach these goals, they already have another goal in mind that they think will make them happy. Take my advice: Be happy now. Accept yourself exactly the way you are. Then, by the time you reach your goals, you would have been happy all along. Chances are that you'll be much more likely to actually reach these goals with the positive mindset that automatically comes with loving yourself.

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anon is shocked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 98 KB PNG 11/07/22(Mon)08:17:46 No.70892844 >Got bored and decided to check other boards I dont usually visit >open /x/ >see f------ talking about magick and rituals and soul energy >read replies >they genuinely believe this s--- Are they larping or do they actually think this s--- works?

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Anon's great-grandpa in WW2 | /r/Greentext

The story of my great-grandpa during WW2 >be my great-grandpa >german farmer >huge farm >farm was in todays poland >sometime during world war 2 >sees french tank coming on his land from a distance >driving in his direction >f--- >lightbulb_above_head_idea.jpg >still have handgrenades from the world war 1 >bind 4 grenades together >wait for tank >run outside >make a big turn around tank >tank has slow aim >can't keep aiming at my great-grandpa >climbs on top of tank >pull all 4 grenade pins >open tank hatch >throw grenades inside >4_loud_consecutive_bangs.wav >3 or 4 french p------ dead Mfw my based great-grandpa singlehandedly won a 3vs1 against a tank

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Anon detaches from reality | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house

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anon realises he is bisexual | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)13:57:27 No.44135120 >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it 229 KB PNG get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at >we have to move a bunch of boxes >I pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean

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Anon learns about Jews | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 691 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon)21:19:03 No.889486307 what is this thing and why does it have so much money? Anonymous >>889486307 (OP) # >what is this thing it's a jew >why does it have so much mony it's a jew. 11/21/22(Mon)21:22:55 No.889486490

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Anon Buys a Steam Deck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 29 minutes ago 2 REPLIES >saw cute girl waiting in line >we chat 618178236 >I ask for her number >realize I didn't bring my phone and only have my 'eck >I pull it out and go to write down the number >she looks disgusted and turns around without giving me a number I don't get what the difference is? She was into me and was going to give me her number I just forgot my phone is all

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anon is bad at sex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/16/20(Sun)07:23:22 No.56974348 Imao I used to think that women 'didn't like sex' because my gf was never into sex and never wanted it. Of course she cheated on me with chad and I found out I was doing multiple things wrong in bed 9 KB PNG >I assumed the clitoris was like a button, so instead of rubbing it, I held it down firmly in place, I thought when it was held down it caused pleasure like a car pedal or something >I assumed she enjoyed it when I trimmed her nose hair during sex because when you pull a nose hair it makes your eyes water so I thought it was a pleasure zone >I assumed that threatening to s--- the bed during sex was erotic because it made her feel dominated >I bought a really long rope, tied my feet to the washing machine door (the rope was ong enough to stretch from kitchen to bathroom), and during sex would pull my leg and say 'the washing machine is pulling me in! f--- me before i go for a spin!'

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Anon is visited by a demon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 69025628 eww 681 12.6 kB JPG >go to bed 77.7kg >wake up 75.6kg w-- 18 REPLIES 9 IMAGES 1 REPLY 4 hr ago Anonymous | 69025678 >he doesn't know about the demon that comes in your sleep to steal parts of your life essence every day lol, Imao even Anonymous | 69025685 >>69025628 (OP) gains goblin visited you while you were sleeping REPLY ●●● 4 hr ago ●●● 4 hr ago ...

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Anon has etiquette | /r/Greentext

48 KB JPG >be me, 19 >in college >arrive at college before class started, needed to s--- before first class >get to the bathroom and open the door >prof is in there s-------, door wide open >w--.jpg >stare at each other for a few secs >he holds his hand out to close the door >i shake his hand

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Anon having a good time with their grandpa. | /r/Greentext

101 KB JPG >>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me

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