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: Anonymous (ID: V4E8NLDS) === Im going to liquify a jew and (...) BADLANDS 19 KB JPG 11/22/22(Tue)12:17:32 No.405484548 howdy folks! its badlandschugs here! And today..im going to lure a jew into my house, put him to sleep, then cut him up and put him in my nutri-bullet blender. I'm going to strain the goop until only the liquid remains, then we gonna CHUG HIM! hitler used to gas ya...now were just gonna CHUG you like a nesquik. but enough talk...lets chug a jew up. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon’s roommate is gay | /r/Greentext

wars >be 24 >finish killer workout with roommate >head back to the apartment >slam down some protein shakes >spill a little down my face >roomate smiles, and laughs >he wipes it off my face >weird silence proceeds >I say thanks and pat him on the shoulder >I get a bit closer to him >next thing I know I'm butt f------ him >he turns around and grabs my balls >w--, is my roomate gay? Anonymous 03/11/14(Tue) 16:59 UTC-7 No.25533767 damn he crossed the line touching your balls

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Anon creates reverse fantasy creatures | /r/Greentext

dragon.jpg (126 KB, 1024x749) google iqdb ♥ Anonymous 21 hours ago No.45642530 >>45642690 >>45642846 >>45642856 >>45642946 >>45643261 >>45645051 >>45647561 >>45653541 >>45654274 >>45654417 ITT: reverse fantasy creatures supernatural powers >Have a dark, rich tan >Extremely social and charasmatic, everyone in town loves them >Can heal injuries I'll start: Vampire >Can only ever be in light, darkness makes them freeze >Loves the morning/early hours of the day >They lose their incisors >Can't stomach meat of any kind, let alone blood >Become extremely fit and muscular but lose any ability for magic or >They're blood can remove curses >Hate to be around others of its kind, no evil secret society >Loves Garlic, untainted human blood can kill them Anonymous 20 hours ago No.45643261 >>45643344 >>45643864 >>45653541 >>45654776 >>45656826 57547.jpg (159 KB, 600x427) google iqdb >>45642530 (OP) Apart from a few, you've basically described an Italian. Anonymous 20 hours ago No.45643344 >>45659366 >>45643261 Being italian I can confirm that. In fact while we still have all of our teeth and can stomach many kinds of meat, our touch does, indeed, heal any kind of wounds. mare can VOICH Core can Anonymous 9 hours ago No.45653541 1389546100206.gif (981 KB, 500x288) google iqdb >>45642530 (OP) >>45643261 And just like an Italian, a reverse vampire can enter your house at any time whatsoever and only leaves if you really insist on it. And can DEFINITELY see their own reflection.

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Anon plays LINUX | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous /g/ favourite game >I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact "World of Linux," or as I refer to it, "Linux Fantasy XIV." Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather a role-playing game around which those with no accomplishments can desperately form some sort of identity. You start off with your OS in an incomplete state, then you perform easily searchable, tedious manual quests trying to piece it together into something that is barely functional for a small set of tasks. Other Linux players congratulate you on playing the game and on your level progression, giving you a false sense of accomplishment for your virtual progress. The 23 years old coonfiger rez ******** 11/22/22(Tue)01:49:00 No.89889276 261 KB PNG >If you thought you were getting a real OS, you just don't understand Linux. What class did you go with? >autist >neet >tran >script kiddie What difficulty are you playing on? >Ubuntu >Arch >Gentoo And what is you power level anon?

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anon vandalizes public property | /r/Greentext

File: umadwall.jpg (156 KB, 422x698) >be me >decide to do some urban art >go to my city hall >start spray painting the wall in broad daylight >someone notices and snitches >cops and hall janitors come >the cops give me a fine for vandalizing public property >act smug, tell them that its MY property and keep painting >cops try to arrest me, while jannies start to clean off what I painted >freak out and make a scene, yell that they are ruining my artwork >with my non-handcuffed hand, pull off the wall the transparent canvas I was actually painting on >MFW I charge them by vandalizing my property

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anon need an answer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 112 KB JPG 11/15/22(Tue)12:12:41 No.70991313 >wake up >see this next to you >"wassup whiteboy" What do bros? : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # >What do bros? Wonder how my race changed before deciding that big chocolate milkers are more important 11/15/22(Tue) 12:14:33 No.70991325 : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # I guess I'm having mixed children. 11/15/22(Tue)12:15:24 No.70991331 : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # Scream and start hitting her : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # 11/15/22(Tue)12:16:12 No.70991337 : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # She better convert to white, like, white now!!!! 11/15/22(Tue)12:20:58 No.70991371 : Anonymous call my BWCbull to deal with her in the meantime ill try to keep her in check by eating her big black ass while stroking my tiny brown c--- 11/15/22(Tue)12:21:44 No.70991379 11/15/22(Tue)12:25:18 No.70991404 call animal control and tell them that a female gorilla broke into my house......... 11/15/22(Tue)12:28:23 No.70991432 : Anonymous >>70991313 (OP) # who the f--- makes these threads dude

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Anon is very patriotic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous! 31 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon)16:26:35 No.125472437 You may have "won" Wales, but we could easily destroy your country if we wanted to. Our army is bigger than your entire population, our nukes alone could end your pathetic bloodline. Remember that before insulting our great nation. : Anonymous >>125472437 (OP) # holy based 11/21/22(Mon)16:27:19 No.125472486

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Anon will die alone | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 33 KB PNG 11/01/16(Tue)10:01:16 No.29591387 Heatran has always been interesting to me. Why does it have a gender, but can't breed with its own species? 11/01/16(Tue)10:22:22 No.29591715 Anonymous >>29591387 (OP) # You have a gender but can't breed with your own species either >>29591928 # >>29592122 # >>29592238 # >>29592628 # >>29592777 # >>29593611 # >>29594424 # >>29594592 # >>29594636 #

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Anon fights for equal rights | /r/Greentext

Anonymous /genderequality/ 72 KB JPG 09/17/18(Mon)05:58:34 No.48178550 >be me >suck a d--- >gets called a f----- >girl sucks multiple d---- >not a f----- >mfw View Thread

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Anon shares his cheat codes to a good life | /r/Greentext

: Eyyyy >>69028275 (OP) # Some people waste years of their life chasing goals that they think will make them happy. >when I look like that, then I'll be happy >when I drive a car like that, then I'll be happy >when I live in a home like that, then I'll be happy >when I have a gf/bf like that, then I'll be happy 11/22/22(Tue)09:25:55 No.69029603 The harsh truth is that by the time they reach these goals, they already have another goal in mind that they think will make them happy. Take my advice: Be happy now. Accept yourself exactly the way you are. Then, by the time you reach your goals, you would have been happy all along. Chances are that you'll be much more likely to actually reach these goals with the positive mindset that automatically comes with loving yourself.

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anon is shocked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 98 KB PNG 11/07/22(Mon)08:17:46 No.70892844 >Got bored and decided to check other boards I dont usually visit >open /x/ >see f------ talking about magick and rituals and soul energy >read replies >they genuinely believe this s--- Are they larping or do they actually think this s--- works?

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Anon's great-grandpa in WW2 | /r/Greentext

The story of my great-grandpa during WW2 >be my great-grandpa >german farmer >huge farm >farm was in todays poland >sometime during world war 2 >sees french tank coming on his land from a distance >driving in his direction >f--- >lightbulb_above_head_idea.jpg >still have handgrenades from the world war 1 >bind 4 grenades together >wait for tank >run outside >make a big turn around tank >tank has slow aim >can't keep aiming at my great-grandpa >climbs on top of tank >pull all 4 grenade pins >open tank hatch >throw grenades inside >4_loud_consecutive_bangs.wav >3 or 4 french p------ dead Mfw my based great-grandpa singlehandedly won a 3vs1 against a tank

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