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: Anonymous A curse upon my anoose 160 KB JPG 11/17/22(Thu)14:21:54 No.71020058 >have a pair of jeans like picrel >wore them twice after i bought them >first time i was driving to work >fart >feel ass all greasy and moist >turns out i s--- myself >go home and switch pants, no witnesses >second time im at a bar,mildly drunk >go to bathroom stall to piss >fart, s--- myself >quickly leave bar and ditch friends,think no one noticed >yesterday i was moving stuff to new apartment >i just spilled coffee on my pants >open drawer, the only pair of jeans left is the ones i s--- myself in TWICE I have a job interview in 30 mins and this is the only pair of pants i have to wear. Already feeling my guts churn and stomach hurting Im going to s--- myself today, arent I?

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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1/1 rMFZZMIC GE 3h (11/17 8:15) 404819634 2 Replies : >surely we can take ukraine with no plan >i mean comeon, its f------ ukraine >we'll just roll in, bomb their forward positions and they'll s--- their pants >its f------ UKRAINE what are you worried about?

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: Anonymous 01/05/19(Sat)11:22:53 648 KB PNG No.50255501 >Make female friend in class >Little older than me, but still smaller than me and hot as hell >Starts inviting me out for coffee after class, just me and her >Text each other constantly >Goes on for about a month >Totally convinced she likes me, thinking about making a move >One day start talking about cats, say I'd never want one >"But anon, what if your future husband wants one?" >Silence, we just stare at each other >"...you're gay, right anon?" What the f--- I f------ hate women

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Anonymous They know 551 KB PNG 07/27/18(Fri)19:19:29 No.19523436 >be me >fap >go out in public THEY KNOW

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2h (11/16 20:45) 71016278.15 Re - 2 Img JPG 319KB (1918 × 1078) 1667649824943.jpg 3 Replies >want to do something for once in my life >actually want to grow plants >don't care what, just want to do it >bring it up to my parents so they know I'm buying pots >mention just planting a seed from a cherry tomato in half a soda bottle Yaww >mum lets it slip that my dad thinks I'm a d------ for growing from seeds when I could just buy an already growing plant for $10 from the hardware >lose all interest >going to have to go through with it anyway because my dad's already talking about taking me to the hardware store >mum's also implying I'm a retard for wanting to do it These f------ retards wonder why I'm an alcoholic. I wanted something to f------ care about. 2h (11/16 20:47). 71016296 2 Replies >he needs permission to do something from his over-controlling parents >he simply gives up when they offer him an easier solution, making him feel worthless One of the hardest things to learn in this world is that you don't need to listen to anybody just because they've taken care of you all their life

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: Anonymous 03/08/21 (Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 126 KB PNG >be me >I wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of the worlds issues." >w--.jpg >go to twitter >"all white people are inhe ently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?

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us Strategic Command !!0yDZQ6GDs9Q (ID: ybSNf/Oc) Anti-Work sentiment 10/17/21(Sun)09:24:58 No.343759254 85 KB JPG >go onto reddit >there's a sub that's growing fast called "r/antiwork" >it's literally fast food employees saying they deserve $50/hr for pressing buttons all day >one person wanted $200 per hour because "that's how it was in the 50's" >everyone else just doesn't want to work at all and thinks working at all is against their human rights >complain that there are "poor" people in America (even though being poor in the US still means you have cable, smartphone, food, and usually internet) The f--- is this? Is this sub the epitome of wagie cope? Nobody on the sub has a meaningful job, it's all fast food employees who are retarded. Seriously, the most "respectable" occupation from someone on that sub was a BARTENDER.

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: Anonymous 63 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu)13:47:53 No.134106342 Why does /co/ love strong women so much? 11/17/22(Thu)13:48:43 No.134106350 >wants to be dommed Low test >wants to dom them High test >>134106360 # >>134106379 # >>134106380 # >>134106393 # >>134106465 # >>134106705 # >>134106971 # >>134108194 # >>134108726 #

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: Anonymous + 43 KB JPG 05/25/22(Wed)13:53:59 No.165281003 >fall asleep on keyboard >wake up >I'm banned for doxxing Poles

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O Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu) 13:22:10 No.71015308 >normies be like: GET HELP!, GO TO THERAPY! who gonna pay that >>71015632 >>71016080 >>71016106 >>71016540 >>71016877 >>71017001

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Anon has sex for the first time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous me 8 KB JPG 11/17/22(Thu)19:48:50 No.889225228 I finally got laid and this happened... >Be me, 19 >Have first girlfriend >Trying to get laid since all my buds had sex already >Get some tips from chad friend >You have to rub the clit between your fingers b4 you put your d--- in >Yes sir .jpeg >At a party, gf there too >Start making out >Asking her to go upstairs >Sure anon i'd love to >Sit on bed, kissing >Start touching her >She has nice medium size t--- and a perky bum, get rockhard >Undress her feel her vagina >Feels like she shaved today, nice >Doing as chad said, start rubbing her clit. >She starts moaning >Suddenly my fingers get all dribbly >I touch around her p----, its all slimy, smells funny >I didnt like it a bit >Whatever, now or never >Put my d--- in her p---- >She instantly moans again >Try and f--- her good like my friends told me to. >She is so loud w-- >Suddenly she starts pissing >W-- dude >Pisses all over my d--- and the bed >I panic, pull out and get dressed >She still laid there moaning like a ghost >W-- gif >Leave party wildly embaressed >Havent talked to her since Why is sex so hype and why did she piss herselve, she wasnt that drunk after all. I asked my buddies but they just laugh at me..

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Femanon got tricked by fellow 4chaners | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous You f------ lied to me GYERMANY cuis het .m besed www.ga 150 KB PNG 11/16/22(Wed)15:04:59 No.71004276 >be me, homeschooled isolated 7/10 girl >get all my ideas about what men are like from the internet >go to college >start wanting to date >get first crush on a scrawny dnd loving cop sci major with like two friends >from what 4chan has told me, all non chad men are desperate and i have all the power in this situation >confess feelings to him after knowing him for a little over a year He straight up laughed at me. Told me im too good of a friend for him to think of me like that with ths awful belittling look of pity in his eyes. It made it sting worse that he could tell i wanted to cry so he gave me a hug after. He was my best friend and now i feel too awkward to even talk to him. i blame you guys desperation for overinflating my confidence.

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: Anonymous A curse upon my anoose 160 KB JPG 11/17/22(Thu)14:21:54 No.71020058 >have a pair of jeans like picrel >wore them twice after i bought them >first time i was driving to work >fart >feel ass all greasy and moist >turns out i s--- myself >go home and switch pants, no witnesses >second time im at a bar,mildly drunk >go to bathroom stall to piss >fart, s--- myself >quickly leave bar and ditch friends,think no one noticed >yesterday i was moving stuff to new apartment >i just spilled coffee on my pants >open drawer, the only pair of jeans left is the ones i s--- myself in TWICE I have a job interview in 30 mins and this is the only pair of pants i have to wear. Already feeling my guts churn and stomach hurting Im going to s--- myself today, arent I?

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