Anon wants to grow a plant | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

2h (11/16 20:45) 71016278.15 Re - 2 Img JPG 319KB (1918 × 1078) 1667649824943.jpg 3 Replies >want to do something for once in my life >actually want to grow plants >don't care what, just want to do it >bring it up to my parents so they know I'm buying pots >mention just planting a seed from a cherry tomato in half a soda bottle Yaww >mum lets it slip that my dad thinks I'm a d------ for growing from seeds when I could just buy an already growing plant for $10 from the hardware >lose all interest >going to have to go through with it anyway because my dad's already talking about taking me to the hardware store >mum's also implying I'm a retard for wanting to do it These f------ retards wonder why I'm an alcoholic. I wanted something to f------ care about. 2h (11/16 20:47). 71016296 2 Replies >he needs permission to do something from his over-controlling parents >he simply gives up when they offer him an easier solution, making him feel worthless One of the hardest things to learn in this world is that you don't need to listen to anybody just because they've taken care of you all their life

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 03/08/21 (Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 126 KB PNG >be me >I wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of the worlds issues." >w--.jpg >go to twitter >"all white people are inhe ently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?

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us Strategic Command !!0yDZQ6GDs9Q (ID: ybSNf/Oc) Anti-Work sentiment 10/17/21(Sun)09:24:58 No.343759254 85 KB JPG >go onto reddit >there's a sub that's growing fast called "r/antiwork" >it's literally fast food employees saying they deserve $50/hr for pressing buttons all day >one person wanted $200 per hour because "that's how it was in the 50's" >everyone else just doesn't want to work at all and thinks working at all is against their human rights >complain that there are "poor" people in America (even though being poor in the US still means you have cable, smartphone, food, and usually internet) The f--- is this? Is this sub the epitome of wagie cope? Nobody on the sub has a meaningful job, it's all fast food employees who are retarded. Seriously, the most "respectable" occupation from someone on that sub was a BARTENDER.

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Death by snu snu | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 63 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu)13:47:53 No.134106342 Why does /co/ love strong women so much? 11/17/22(Thu)13:48:43 No.134106350 >wants to be dommed Low test >wants to dom them High test >>134106360 # >>134106379 # >>134106380 # >>134106393 # >>134106465 # >>134106705 # >>134106971 # >>134108194 # >>134108726 #

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Depressed Anon has no money for therapy | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu) 13:22:10 No.71015308 >normies be like: GET HELP!, GO TO THERAPY! who gonna pay that >>71015632 >>71016080 >>71016106 >>71016540 >>71016877 >>71017001

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: Anonymous me 8 KB JPG 11/17/22(Thu)19:48:50 No.889225228 I finally got laid and this happened... >Be me, 19 >Have first girlfriend >Trying to get laid since all my buds had sex already >Get some tips from chad friend >You have to rub the clit between your fingers b4 you put your d--- in >Yes sir .jpeg >At a party, gf there too >Start making out >Asking her to go upstairs >Sure anon i'd love to >Sit on bed, kissing >Start touching her >She has nice medium size t--- and a perky bum, get rockhard >Undress her feel her vagina >Feels like she shaved today, nice >Doing as chad said, start rubbing her clit. >She starts moaning >Suddenly my fingers get all dribbly >I touch around her p----, its all slimy, smells funny >I didnt like it a bit >Whatever, now or never >Put my d--- in her p---- >She instantly moans again >Try and f--- her good like my friends told me to. >She is so loud w-- >Suddenly she starts pissing >W-- dude >Pisses all over my d--- and the bed >I panic, pull out and get dressed >She still laid there moaning like a ghost >W-- gif >Leave party wildly embaressed >Havent talked to her since Why is sex so hype and why did she piss herselve, she wasnt that drunk after all. I asked my buddies but they just laugh at me..

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: Anonymous 9 KB PNG 06/18/18(Mon)18:23:03 No.46191575 >finally tell mom im a superhero >bitch doesnt believe me >shoot my web on her >grounded >mfw

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