Anon summarizes the russian experience | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

1/1 rMFZZMIC GE 3h (11/17 8:15) 404819634 2 Replies : >surely we can take ukraine with no plan >i mean comeon, its f------ ukraine >we'll just roll in, bomb their forward positions and they'll s--- their pants >its f------ UKRAINE what are you worried about?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 01/05/19(Sat)11:22:53 648 KB PNG No.50255501 >Make female friend in class >Little older than me, but still smaller than me and hot as hell >Starts inviting me out for coffee after class, just me and her >Text each other constantly >Goes on for about a month >Totally convinced she likes me, thinking about making a move >One day start talking about cats, say I'd never want one >"But anon, what if your future husband wants one?" >Silence, we just stare at each other >"...you're gay, right anon?" What the f--- I f------ hate women

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Anon is an intellectual | /r/Greentext

Anonymous They know 551 KB PNG 07/27/18(Fri)19:19:29 No.19523436 >be me >fap >go out in public THEY KNOW

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Anon wants to grow a plant | /r/Greentext

2h (11/16 20:45) 71016278.15 Re - 2 Img JPG 319KB (1918 × 1078) 1667649824943.jpg 3 Replies >want to do something for once in my life >actually want to grow plants >don't care what, just want to do it >bring it up to my parents so they know I'm buying pots >mention just planting a seed from a cherry tomato in half a soda bottle Yaww >mum lets it slip that my dad thinks I'm a d------ for growing from seeds when I could just buy an already growing plant for $10 from the hardware >lose all interest >going to have to go through with it anyway because my dad's already talking about taking me to the hardware store >mum's also implying I'm a retard for wanting to do it These f------ retards wonder why I'm an alcoholic. I wanted something to f------ care about. 2h (11/16 20:47). 71016296 2 Replies >he needs permission to do something from his over-controlling parents >he simply gives up when they offer him an easier solution, making him feel worthless One of the hardest things to learn in this world is that you don't need to listen to anybody just because they've taken care of you all their life

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Anon wants to talk about politics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/21 (Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 126 KB PNG >be me >I wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of the worlds issues." >w--.jpg >go to twitter >"all white people are inhe ently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?

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Anon goes on reddit | /r/Greentext

us Strategic Command !!0yDZQ6GDs9Q (ID: ybSNf/Oc) Anti-Work sentiment 10/17/21(Sun)09:24:58 No.343759254 85 KB JPG >go onto reddit >there's a sub that's growing fast called "r/antiwork" >it's literally fast food employees saying they deserve $50/hr for pressing buttons all day >one person wanted $200 per hour because "that's how it was in the 50's" >everyone else just doesn't want to work at all and thinks working at all is against their human rights >complain that there are "poor" people in America (even though being poor in the US still means you have cable, smartphone, food, and usually internet) The f--- is this? Is this sub the epitome of wagie cope? Nobody on the sub has a meaningful job, it's all fast food employees who are retarded. Seriously, the most "respectable" occupation from someone on that sub was a BARTENDER.

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Death by snu snu | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 63 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu)13:47:53 No.134106342 Why does /co/ love strong women so much? 11/17/22(Thu)13:48:43 No.134106350 >wants to be dommed Low test >wants to dom them High test >>134106360 # >>134106379 # >>134106380 # >>134106393 # >>134106465 # >>134106705 # >>134106971 # >>134108194 # >>134108726 #

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Anon falls asleep | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous + 43 KB JPG 05/25/22(Wed)13:53:59 No.165281003 >fall asleep on keyboard >wake up >I'm banned for doxxing Poles

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Depressed Anon has no money for therapy | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu) 13:22:10 No.71015308 >normies be like: GET HELP!, GO TO THERAPY! who gonna pay that >>71015632 >>71016080 >>71016106 >>71016540 >>71016877 >>71017001

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Anon has sex for the first time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous me 8 KB JPG 11/17/22(Thu)19:48:50 No.889225228 I finally got laid and this happened... >Be me, 19 >Have first girlfriend >Trying to get laid since all my buds had sex already >Get some tips from chad friend >You have to rub the clit between your fingers b4 you put your d--- in >Yes sir .jpeg >At a party, gf there too >Start making out >Asking her to go upstairs >Sure anon i'd love to >Sit on bed, kissing >Start touching her >She has nice medium size t--- and a perky bum, get rockhard >Undress her feel her vagina >Feels like she shaved today, nice >Doing as chad said, start rubbing her clit. >She starts moaning >Suddenly my fingers get all dribbly >I touch around her p----, its all slimy, smells funny >I didnt like it a bit >Whatever, now or never >Put my d--- in her p---- >She instantly moans again >Try and f--- her good like my friends told me to. >She is so loud w-- >Suddenly she starts pissing >W-- dude >Pisses all over my d--- and the bed >I panic, pull out and get dressed >She still laid there moaning like a ghost >W-- gif >Leave party wildly embaressed >Havent talked to her since Why is sex so hype and why did she piss herselve, she wasnt that drunk after all. I asked my buddies but they just laugh at me..

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Femanon got tricked by fellow 4chaners | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous You f------ lied to me GYERMANY cuis het .m besed www.ga 150 KB PNG 11/16/22(Wed)15:04:59 No.71004276 >be me, homeschooled isolated 7/10 girl >get all my ideas about what men are like from the internet >go to college >start wanting to date >get first crush on a scrawny dnd loving cop sci major with like two friends >from what 4chan has told me, all non chad men are desperate and i have all the power in this situation >confess feelings to him after knowing him for a little over a year He straight up laughed at me. Told me im too good of a friend for him to think of me like that with ths awful belittling look of pity in his eyes. It made it sting worse that he could tell i wanted to cry so he gave me a hug after. He was my best friend and now i feel too awkward to even talk to him. i blame you guys desperation for overinflating my confidence.

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Anon thinks he is Spiderman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB PNG 06/18/18(Mon)18:23:03 No.46191575 >finally tell mom im a superhero >bitch doesnt believe me >shoot my web on her >grounded >mfw

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Anon gets rejected by a meth head | /r/Greentext

Anonymous AZ Boernes IOARA 304 KB JPG 11/12/22(Sat)13:58:53 No.70949413 >be me >4/10 guy >girl I know who is 3/10 with methed up teeth rejects me, constantly gives me cold shoulder, wont even say hi, etc >goes for chad and wont go for anyone else >not even any of my friends in the same social circle It's over... >women are so f------ overvalued and p---- is so rare that even bottom of the barrel drug addict meth teeth women with a slightly attractive face will only go for chad or nothing

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