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>12 years old >have a fun summer day at the public pool >riding bike home with my friends 1.41 MB GIF >we decide to take a short cut >short cut involves crossing a big, busy street instead of riding further down to nearest crosswalk >lots of traffic >1st friend crosses fine, alleviating my anxiety >my turn >misjudge traffic, about to be runned over >step down hard on pedal in order to haul ass >s----- sandals slip off pedal >rack my nuts >towel around my neck drops, gets pulled into front tire >front tire locks >launch over handle bars >full-on face plant >bike crashes down on top of me >I'm in the middle of the road >hear tires screeching and horns honking >all six lanes of traffic have now stopped because of me >don't want people to get out of their cars >suck it up, anon, suck it up >quickly stand up, pick up my bike >walk the rest of the way across street, trying to maintain a shread of dignity >friends are literally rolling on the ground laughing >one of the drivers rolls down his window and yells "nice one, retard!" >recognize that voice >it's my dad coming home from work

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