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Anonymous 11/15/14(Sat)08:31:47 No.14651546 >>14651571 >>14651579 >>14651617 >>14651896 >>14652236 >>14664286 >gf dumps me >While dumping me she says she doesn't want to see me or have anything to do with me >Her mum says the same and goes on to say that if she see's me again she will call the police saying I am intimidating them Fast forward to winter the next year >Pretty bad winter >Deep snow and the roads are s----- >Have 4x4 so not really bothered >Driving along back road, middle of nowhere, see a car in the ditch up ahead >Plan to pull over and help them out >Pull alongside and low-an-behold it's the ex and her family >She comes up to my window, acting really nice >Asks if I can give her a lift home >I smile >She goes to open the rear door "than*CLUNK* > locked the doors >Remind her that the last time she saw me, she said she didn't want anything to do with me & how her mum would call the police if they saw me >Inform them that because of this it would be a pretty bad idea to give them a lift >Who knows what could happen >"Sorry I cannot be of any help" while giving a wide smile >Wind window up and slowlly drive away while they are standing in the middle of the road Might have been an a------ move but damn it felt good.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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