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: Anonymous 154 KB JPG 11/08/22(Tue)12:41:47 No.70907544 >work at a auto repair shop >guy comes in with a very specific old car >says he usually does his own repairs but this was a tricky issue >start fixing it, he asks me to explain it so he can learn >walk him through the process, he comes up next to me >we're pressed together. kinda nice >mentions i'm a better mechanic than him, i laugh and agree because i can see his questionable craftsmanship through the whole machine >after i finish, he mentions he has a project bike at his house he needs help with, offers to pay me extra to do a house call >show up the next night, help him fix the bike >he offers to let me ride it after all my hard work >he gets on behind me, wraps his arms around my waist >pressed together. kinda nice. >i drive around for a bit, he offers to drive >we swap, me wrapped around him >he guns it >i shout he's a better driver than me >he laughs and agrees >ffw three years, we're about to have our second child >>this will never happen i think my habit of daydreaming is beginning to cast a terribly melancholic shadow over my daily life. 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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