Anon is a cuck | /r/Greentext
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![[2][2470059379224700611032470004012 >be me >fap time >browsing p--- websites >end up finding a hot video of some dude ramming a hot ass girl >ICanWorthWith This.jpg >literally start crying laughing >he asks me what >fapping >getting close >zooms in on girls face >i Stop >finish >devise plan (said friend had pranked me by moving my car and having me think it was stolen for hours) >revenge.jpg >download video, cut out all parts of face close ups >pause the video >holy f---....thats my best friends mom >im 100% sure of it too, I can tell by the voice and the face, ive seen younger pics of her around his house too, he told me she did some "modeling" when she was younger but its all long gone now, i always suspected it was p--- (she told him when she was drunk) >holy f--- >distort audio slightly so voices sound different >send to my friend via email >he thanks me >5 hours later he tells me he just used it, its a great video >literally dying of laughter >keep my mouth shut, go over to his place next day to break the news to him >he tells me the vid is awesome (actually a really hot video) and he used it again >i go online and show him full vid, fast forward to face close up >"you just fapped to ur mom bro" >he freezes, hes in shock, ends up coming to terms with it and runs to the bathroom and pukes >hes f------ p----- but im laughing uncontrollably >funniest moment of my life >to add insult to injury i jokingly say i found ur dad (his dad left before his birth, he has pictures of him but never met him, he jokes about it to lighten the situation) >"oh very funny anon, f--- you" to vid "see dude it was made the same year u were born!!" >leaves room and grabs mom >pulls her in >she freezes at site of video >i go to >actually was...strange coincidence >he says f--- you again then freezes >he slowly walks to computer >fast forwards to close up of males face >the male is Hispanic and he is half hispanic >the video is a c------- video >he runs out and grabs a picture of his dad (picture is from when his mom was pregnant, he left on the 8th month of pregnancy) >holds it next to screen >f--- >f--- >bricks shat >Its his f------ dad >the resemblance is too close to not be...same hairstyle same looks same color skin >w-- >l immediately feel like a piece of f------ s--- >I just revealed to my closest bro his birth was a p---- gone wrong >he starts to cry >she starts to cry >It was true....he f------ just fapped to his conception >I apologize, don't even know what to say](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/469/667/cab.jpg "Anon pranks his friend | /r/Greentext")
