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K mario-movie-trailer.large.jpg 61 KB JPG Leaked details of the movie >Mario and Luigi walk into the castle >Mario looks through the keyhole and sees that both Peach and Daisy are in the main hall >Luigi has a crush on Daisy >Mario says "alright Luigi we have to play it cool" >Luigi says 'but Mario, I have a crush on a daisy" >Mario says "just be cool" and turns around for a minute >When Mario turns back around he sees Luigi walk in with a visible erection and say "it got a big, help me" and pulls his c--- out >Daisy screams and Luigi gets banned from the castle for a whole year

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)18:27:49 No.886819312 3E6C028B-D423-4364-9DAA-4677BDD0301E.jpg 819 KB JPG >need to take a test >need to cheat in a way that I won't get caught >read the textbook a ton before the test and memorize it's contents They'll never catch me

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Board /r9k/- ROBOT9001 Anonymous 03/17/17 (Fri)08:02:08 No.35589354 489 KB PNG Hello 4chan. I know you're probably not going to be very welcoming, but I hear this is the Internet forum where the Anonymous hacker group lives. I just want to say that I'm a huge fan of your work. Even though you hacked my Minecraft account (speedman55 - I'm sure you remember) I want to become a hacker too and I'm willing to do anything to become your pupil. The image I uploaded is me IRL and holding Minecraft sword I made (I don't actually like Minecraft anymore, I just thought it would be funny, Lol,) and I covered my face for obvious reasons as I've started hacking already (LOIC, CMD hacking, and IP Spoofing) and I don't want to get in trouble. 2 Replies ******* ▼ Settings Home Good luck : Anonymous >>35589354 (OP) # Hello. Your first assignment is to bring down Reddit. -Anonymous View Thread 03/17/17 (Fri)08:03:01 No.35589367 : Anonymous 03/17/17 (Fri)08:03:54 No.35589375 To be a member of Anonymous, you gotta kill yourself first.

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Anon Still Has That Face | /r/Greentext

_4665.png (87 KB, 292x292) Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:19:05 No.8316930 >went to the pizza place my dad used to work at >owner tells me funny stories about my dad >then he gives me free pizza and fries fries I had a great time. >> Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:23:39 No.83169318 did you make that face while you were driving home Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:25:36 No.8316934 ► >>8316931 Yes nonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:35:34 No.83169448316946 are you still making that face now nonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:36:16 No.8316946 >>8316950 >>8316944 Yeah nonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:39:42 No.8316953 >>8316950 Thanks Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:37:48 No.8316950 >>8316953 >>8316946 I am happy for you anon

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Anonymous 99 KB JPG 03/06/22(Sun)06:38:56 No.873898797 >be Canadian, live in Yukon >wolves are an occasional worry, but usually avoid people >some are brave enough to get close to us, but there's never any contact >be 13 >sitting on school steps one day >just after school, enjoying a poptart >big white dog comes up to me >without even thinking, I give the dog some pats on the back >look up, it's not a dog >this wolf is looking at me with the most offended look I've seen on a canine >take my hand back 4 Replies >he looks at me for a few seconds like he's about to call HR for inappropriate touching >teacher comes out and starts screaming bloody murder to get away from it >throw poptart as distraction and retreat >wolf casually takes poptart and leaves >mfw I realize I've just recreated how dogs were first domesticated View Thread Anonymous Are you ready to see yourself at r/greentext 03/06/22(Sun)06:44:41 No.873898979

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Couch !nckvmqq0Bs 02/21/21(Sun)19:45:47 No.62438763 >>62438798 File: 1611260073125.gif (1.03 MB, 600x338) >relaxing at home >knock on door >go answer it >2 kids telling me that their drone crashed in our backyard tree >call husband to door >he comes over >kids seem scared >guessing they think they are in trouble >tell him about drone >"Ohh, well let's go get it out the tree." >watch from window as he puts a ladder on the tree and climbs up it >he gets it and checks to see if its broken >gives it back to the kids and they run off home after thanking him I love him so much, he's so sweet.

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: Anonymous "inhales" 51 KB JPG 10/07/22(Fri)08:20:47 No.70488529 >be me in class today >sitting near crush >I try to give hints >Dont think she notices >whatever >class is about to end >still finishing up mywork >mfw I can feel her looking at me >this is my chance >instead of staring back at her, my eyes stay glued to my f------ work Why am i such a retarded p----, bros?

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Anon had sex with his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 25 KB JPG robot? 10/07/22(Fri)19:56:24 No.70492042 >have sex with gf first time in 8 months of dating >"anon could you bring your shoes up here?" >"what? why?" >she sniffs my shoes for the entire of f------ will this be a healthy relationship

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Anon... wants to become a functioning member of society? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sudden urges as an adult?l >be me >19 37 KB PNG 10/07/22(Fri) 12:03:38 No.886897385 >never had sex, kissed a girl non romantically, held hands >suddenly think "i want a kid" >literally entire opinion on kids change >nolonger those annoying little goblins that just annoy the f--- otta you >want to have a son or daughter, play games with him or her, protect him or her and watch it grow up >want to have a cute wife i can spend my time together with, a happy family >maybe even more children, hell having 3 doesnt sound that bad if it wasnt for the financial problems Is this what you call "growing up" anons? Idk if I'm gonna make it, but a family seems a lot more enticing now than being a wagie or even a 6 figure job, something i really want to happen

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: Anonymous CAT 38 KB JPG 03/16/22(Wed)12:30:11 No.874521720 story time >me 25 >on the job >co worker is about 3 times my age >can literally be my grandfather (65) >we developed a father son relationship >really care for each other >have deep conversation >holidays come around >timetocelebrate.mkv >we have a toast and some paid days off >work place orginsed a paid worker trip to have fun >me and grandpa are sitting together on the bus >talk a bunch >he shows me pictures of his daughters (my age split 5/7 both 28 26) >we talk about them and I talk about my family too >he throws of the younger one is single >invite me to have a Sunday bbq at his place with his family and more work friends >l go >most of the workers are his age im the youngest man in the company the next in line is 42 >I arrive and he introduce me to his familiy >the younger daughter starts a conversation with me >we get along >we start dating >grandpa master plan worked out anons did I just f--- my sister?

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Board /v/ - Video Games jealous? Anonymous 114 KB JPG C60XaxaU0AAtfMa.jpg 162 KB JPG Settings Mobile Home 10/03/22(Mon)09:54:00 No.614002113 >>614002012 (OP) # >>614002303 # >>614002329 # >>614002521 # >>614002564 # >>614002846 # >>614003279 # >>614003471 # >>614003814 # >>614004138 # >>614004165 # >>614004282 # >>614004506 # >>614005305 # >>614005905 # >>614006245 # 0614099109 # >>614010029 # >>614010935 #

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A true story from my youth >be me >extremely depressed with crippling anxiety >finally decide to end it all >take lots of Xanax and wash it 25 KB PNG down with a handle >pass the f--- out >parents find me and rush me to hospital >unfortunately the doctor saves me >two cops come into room and ask me to take drug test >walk to bathroom with dad, qt nurse, and two cops >still extremely intoxicated >me to nurse "can you jack me off?" >dad in shock "did he really just say that?" >nurse "yes" >I don't hear my dad and I think the nurse said yes to my question >turn back to dad and say "later virgin" >mfw I called my dad a virgin

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58 KB JPG >be me at 14 years old >Have major hentai addiction >I watch so much milf p--- that I get horny over my Aunt >One day when she's over I go full tardmode and apply my hentai logic >She's on the couch and tell her my penis got big help >I pull it out and she screams >I get banned from internet, games and TV for a full year >Go to therapy >Time passes and I grow and change as a person >Find my brother's Greentext about me so everyone knows my story >I'm humbled and find god >I learn to walk in Christ's light >My aunt's husband leaves her and I apologize to her while leaving her a Walmart gift card worth $100 >My brother transitions to a female >I travel to other countries and provide service, rebuilding villages and helping grow food >I become the change I want to see in the world and quit watching p--- >Years pass and I'm sitting in my apartment >My aunt knocks on my door >She's wondering if she can stay over >I accept >She's staying on the couch in a tank top and asks if she can take it off >Fast forward a few mins and I'm f------ my aunt on my couch >It's everything I had ever wanted it to be Never give up on your dreams

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K mario-movie-trailer.large.jpg 61 KB JPG Leaked details of the movie >Mario and Luigi walk into the castle >Mario looks through the keyhole and sees that both Peach and Daisy are in the main hall >Luigi has a crush on Daisy >Mario says "alright Luigi we have to play it cool" >Luigi says 'but Mario, I have a crush on a daisy" >Mario says "just be cool" and turns around for a minute >When Mario turns back around he sees Luigi walk in with a visible erection and say "it got a big, help me" and pulls his c--- out >Daisy screams and Luigi gets banned from the castle for a whole year

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