the story of anon's hentai addiction (a finale) | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

58 KB JPG >be me at 14 years old >Have major hentai addiction >I watch so much milf p--- that I get horny over my Aunt >One day when she's over I go full tardmode and apply my hentai logic >She's on the couch and tell her my penis got big help >I pull it out and she screams >I get banned from internet, games and TV for a full year >Go to therapy >Time passes and I grow and change as a person >Find my brother's Greentext about me so everyone knows my story >I'm humbled and find god >I learn to walk in Christ's light >My aunt's husband leaves her and I apologize to her while leaving her a Walmart gift card worth $100 >My brother transitions to a female >I travel to other countries and provide service, rebuilding villages and helping grow food >I become the change I want to see in the world and quit watching p--- >Years pass and I'm sitting in my apartment >My aunt knocks on my door >She's wondering if she can stay over >I accept >She's staying on the couch in a tank top and asks if she can take it off >Fast forward a few mins and I'm f------ my aunt on my couch >It's everything I had ever wanted it to be Never give up on your dreams

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous (ID: WPvAH4bM) 355 KB JPG 10/06/22(Thu)23:56:24 No.16260504 >drink alcohol >better at everything, speak better and more clearly, stop shaking, better with women, funnier >literally better at everything >sober >sad frightened pathetic f----- why does it have to be this way 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 150 KB JPG 03/08/22(Tue)08:06:59 No.67699733 Has a girl ever stopped talking to you after you showed your face to them on the internet? Anonymous >>67699733 (OP) Multiple times. One example: >meet girl (female) on WoW >hit it off and spend a month talking on the phone every night >she wants to trade pictures 03/08/22(Tue)08:18:09 No.67699810 >she's a qt3.14 somehow w-- >send mine >raucous laughter erupts in the background from what I assume is a friend or sister >"that's what he looks like!?" >"oh my god hahaha" >phone hangs up >next day discover I've been thrown out of guild and blocked for 'harassing a female member'

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Anonymous ITT: Times fate screwed you ov(...) 5 KB JPG 10/07/22(Fri)07:57:06 No.70488332 >be me >In large dorm building >On highest floor >Take the elevator down to ground floor >Stops at floor right below me >qt3.14 8/10 gets on, smiles at me, and starts talking to me >She's really nice >Elevator is slow as f--- so we talk for like a minute >Elevator stops at ground floor >Doesn't open >ohfuck.jpg >She starts to freak out >She asks me what to do and is trying to get me to figure out how to open it >Finally after another minute the door opens >She starts crying and runs up the stairs back to her room >Never see her again I think fate wants me to die alone

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: Anonymous SS 188 KB PNG 10/06/22(Thu)22:32:25 No.70486472 >new guy at work started this week >he's small, like 5'5 but not pathetic and thin small just short >long blonde hair, blue eyes >really pleasant face, round and soft features >didn't think about it until we were taking a break and talking >he asked me a question and I looked over and he looked deep into my eyes >unironically froze up >his expression was almost mystical, I couldn't look away >stammer out an answer and move on >now every time I see him I catch myself looking at his ass >think about how his slender frame makes me want to grab him around the shoulders >everything he does is graceful >he unironically is just elegant >I catch myself trying to impress him constantly >accidentally laugh at every slight joke he makes >realized today that I was eagerly waiting for him to show up dudes what the f--- I'm not gay I've been attracted to women my whole life what is going on

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