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: Anonymous 10/01/22(Sat)23:47:15 No.70425325 374 KB PNG I'm a 33 year old NEET who lives with his mother. I actually like being outside most of the daylight, which is why I'd be depressed with any full time job. I used to do that, and while I had money, I didn't really enjoy life much. Between workdays, with all the down surrounding going to and from work, preparing and unwinding, it was only a few hours of sorta free time where I could be on the computer or go for a walk, if I didn't have to do laundry or some other chore. No matter what I do off the clock, I always have to go back to work or try to get to sleep, it was like a dark cloud hanging over all my "free" time. Without a job I am free go out for an all day hike in the morning if I feel up for it, or I'm free to stay up until 4 lost in reading a book. I have time to eat well, sleep well, do kundalini yoga, breathwork and mantra 2+ hours every day. So compared to a tired, stressed and depressed wagie, I'm a happy and healthy NEET, and this feels so much better. Having a real "career" and making more money would not make the working life worth it, and I looked, but few only part time jobs pay enough to be worth doing year round. >but don't you feel like a loser? Nope, cause I don't compare myself to others. >but don't you feel guilty being a parasite? Nope, there is there more than enough productivity being acheived through technology, and wealth being hoarded by the greedy. I deserve having free time while having my basic needs met. >but you don't have sex I absolutely never want to have children, or even risk getting anyone pregnant. Actually had some chances to lose my virginity when I was younger, but I was too nervous and anxious about that, so I never. I for one welcome the decline of lust that comes with age, and ideally don't even fap or browse p--- anymore.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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