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I just discovered that i have a "girlfriend" discovered that i have (...) i 10/01/22(Sat)17:52:26 No.27415701 >girl approach me while trying to buy a bottle of water from the bending machine at colleg >"hey, are you anon?" >"yes that's me, how may i help you" >"It's about your girlfriend anonette, she is been a little depressed lately, im her classmate, we are not super close but i still worry about her" 21 KB PNG >Error 404 >"Who told you we are dating?" >"you aren't? Well told people in out class you were her boyfriend" >"we are dating sure... I was just curious who told you" Asking around "anonette" is a chubby girl from second year, i have never talked to her but she is been telling people im her boyfriend, i asked around. Maybe she wanted a fake boyfriend for any reason, maybe she wanted to use me as an excuse to not look single and pathetic or maybe she wanted to use me to make someone else jealous, in any case I don't see why she would pick me in particular, im far from being Chad. Maybe that's the reason. Someone more attractive wouldn't be convincing. In any case should i leave it like that? It really doesn't affect me if people thinks i have a gilrfriend and I don't think she is super ugly so it doesn't bring me shame to be her "boyfriend". Not like i have a real girlfriend so no one is getting jealous.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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