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download (1).png, 7KiB, 224x225 Anonymous Mon 22 Oct 2018 17:57:50 No.48855646 View Report View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO >Be me >Saved up my GBP >Spent them on tendies from Publix > Mummy and New Daddy go out to get food at supermarket >Return home an hour later >That w---- is late again as usually, but at least she brought the tendies >Remove the poop jug blocking my path as I waddle to the door of my lair, and gaze upon them unloading the groceries >Suddenly new daddy takes out one of my tendies and brings it close to his mouth >ohfuck.jpg >Expect Mummy to stop him, but of course that w---- does not >I scream the scream of a thousand autistic children as new daddy takes a bit out of my hard earned tendies >Roll at full speed from my room, with the s--- stuck to my a------ making a long trail from my lair to the kitchen >I crash into new daddy and incapacitate him >"If new daddy eats tendie, new daddy is tendie" >lube him up by emptying one of my piss jugs on him >proceed to use my layers of fat to wrap around him and then devour him, anaconda style >mummy stares in shock >finish up, turn to mummy >Remeber this lesson w----, now go get me some more tendies >She races out the door to get more tendies for her 32 year old good boy Im living the life guys, the chads got nothing on me

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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