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Anonymous 07/27/18(Fri)08:19:56 No.47018323 >>47018351 >>47019810 >>47020414 >>47021888 >>47022357 >>47023299 >>47038641 File: 1532639458356.png (170 KB, 500x500) >tfw pretty sure I am the joke of my gym The first few times I went, I went wearing a T Shirt with a picture of Scooby Doo, then I went without realising the next few times with a T Shirt with a picture of Shaggy. People noticed and started calling me 'The Mystery Machine'. >tfw didn't know what to do >ended up buying several shirts with different members of the Scooby Doo gang (Fred, Daphne, Scrappy etc) on them, and now I always wear them at the gym >all of the exercises I do are related to solving mysteries >for example my 'cardio' is to run in one of the front doors then run through the back of the gym and come through a back door, like I am Scooby and the Gang running from a monster through the different doors >Instead of deadlifts I do 'Jinkies Jacks' where I lift the bar until it is too heavy then loudly say 'Jinkies' and drop it >always wear a zombie mask that I pull off between sets I can't stop because people really like it, and I don't want to become hated, but I am making no gains.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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