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Found a good way of spotting & getting rid of you /tv/tards >Be me >own a pawn shop in L.A. >Get all kinds of freaks >but y'all are f----- worst >always asking for some obscure movie on VHS like im some f------ blockbuster that time forgot >one day fella comes in with a boombox >looks pretty cool, even has a usb port >when we try it the speakers are all muffled and s--- >We have a policy so usually I wouldn't take s--- like this 44 KB JPG >but I could get a use out of this >take it off the guy pretty much for free >now the fun part >keep it under the counter >get a USB stick with a single song >Comanche by The Revels >start playing it with low volume each time a customer comes in >Now for most people this would be absolutely fine >but if you know you know >eventually get one of you /tv/ f------ >got the beret and everything >take off one of my shoes in preparation >and yes >"EHRM EXCUSE ME SIR WHERE IS YOUR VHS COLLECTION? I'M LOOKING FOR THE--" >Big toe punches the play button >that delightfully devilish saxophone starts roaring >make a fake southern accent to really sell it >"You were sayin'?" >He freezes >"EHM..UMM...DO YOU HAVE ANY VHS'?" >Give 'em a big old creepy grin >"Ol' tapes are down stairs, wanna c-- n' check?" >sweat waterfalls down his f------ass beret >"I uh--left my wallet in the--" >bolts out >didn't even check his pockets to realize he'd left it >doesnt come back

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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