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Found a good way of spotting & getting rid of you /tv/tards >Be me >own a pawn shop in L.A. >Get all kinds of freaks >but y'all are f----- worst >always asking for some obscure movie on VHS like im some f------ blockbuster that time forgot >one day fella comes in with a boombox >looks pretty cool, even has a usb port >when we try it the speakers are all muffled and s--- >We have a policy so usually I wouldn't take s--- like this 44 KB JPG >but I could get a use out of this >take it off the guy pretty much for free >now the fun part >keep it under the counter >get a USB stick with a single song >Comanche by The Revels >start playing it with low volume each time a customer comes in >Now for most people this would be absolutely fine >but if you know you know >eventually get one of you /tv/ f------ >got the beret and everything >take off one of my shoes in preparation >and yes >"EHRM EXCUSE ME SIR WHERE IS YOUR VHS COLLECTION? I'M LOOKING FOR THE--" >Big toe punches the play button >that delightfully devilish saxophone starts roaring >make a fake southern accent to really sell it >"You were sayin'?" >He freezes >"EHM..UMM...DO YOU HAVE ANY VHS'?" >Give 'em a big old creepy grin >"Ol' tapes are down stairs, wanna c-- n' check?" >sweat waterfalls down his f------ass beret >"I uh--left my wallet in the--" >bolts out >didn't even check his pockets to realize he'd left it >doesnt come back

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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