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: Anonymous Homeless Guy Story when day is dark n bad FAIL eat a mcdonal chiken nuggies 162 KB JPG 09/13/22(Tue)05:04:49 Just something that happened to me recently that I thought I share with you guys: >be me No.70194454 >20 yr old college student >have recently begun to cook for myself to save money on food expenses >manage to save like $200 within the first month >feels good >decide to reward myself by getting a sandwich to go at a nearby restaurant >bike over >order the most decadent assemblage of meat and cheese that money can buy >hurry my way back home >mouth literally watering at the prospect of eating this s--- >run into homeless guy just as I get to my apartment >he starts giving me the usual spiel >"I'm so hungry"; "Haven't eaten in days"; "Can I borrow five dollars?"; etc etc. >start to brush him off, tell him I don't have any money, whatever >suddenly realize that I'm holding a sandwich >straight up some Greco-Roman god-disguised- as-beggar test of character type s--- >do what any compassionate soul (read: sucker) would do and offer my meal >he refuses, saying he couldn't possibly take food from my mouth >feel even worse now that he seems like a decent fellow >start to insist that he take the sandwich >takes some convincing but he eventually caves >thanks me profusely, shakes my hand, is clearly on the verge of tears >tolerate it and go inside >eat oatmeal until my stomach hurts And that's that. I feel like I can't even be mad at this, cause the guy definitely needed that meal more than I did, but it still pisses me off to think about. Spiritual nourishment sure does feel a lot like hunger.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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