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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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More flies with honey | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Bad luck idiot 291 KB JPG 09/12/22(Mon)22:57:09 No.70192247 >be me >Troll a girl on reddit >She follows your account >Asks her why she followed me >She said that she liked my art that i posted >She was being nice so i apologized. >Talked with her for a while >Gets to know she lives in the adjacent city and roughly my age >Ghosted me after 2 weeks This happened a while ago, but somehow got this on my mind today

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anon is a pro chef | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 99 KB JPG Anonymous >>18348847 (OP) # cheese >>18348859 # 09/12/22 (Mon)19:37:57 No. 18348847 What do you put in your grilled cheese sandies 09/12/22 (Mon)19:38:54 No.18348853

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Anon helicopter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous illegal camping 1.07 MB PNG 86 Replies / 14 Images Anonymous what are the consequences if you get caught camping illegally in a state park? >homeless people do it, why can't i? 08/29/22(Mon)01:22:44 No.2450551 >go camp state park bad? >good >but the helicopters 214 KB PNG >but the helicopters >good >but the helicopters >but the helicopters >but the helicopters 09/09/22 (Fri)23:00:23 No.2458235 >good >but the helicopters >bad View Thread unironically take your meds, helicopters are not coming to find some fucklard who has only camped twice in their life just because he went off trail for one night

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Anon differentiates british and american documentaries | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous XTREME 1.44 MB PNG 08/28/22(Sun)14:26:51 No.4287166 >British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata- Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey. >3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider >American documentary >Guitar riffs in the backround >YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH >More flashy jump cuts >THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED >More flashy jump cuts >The mantis strikes >Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH >THAT LITTLE SPIDER >SHOULD'VE PRAYED >TO THE MANTIS >Starwipe to next clip

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Anon Just Wants To Play Vidya | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/12/22(Mon)17:37:42 No.611821050 0+ Nintendo Queen Elizabeth II 1926-2022 This device is unavailable for the Royal period of Mourning and will continue to be until Monday 19 September FcZyn8eWQAMQUih.jpg 248 KB JPG >>611820923 # >cant even play any videogames for 10 days

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Stockholm syndrome | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Fi 57 KB JPG 09/13/22(Tue)03:06:55 No.70193800 >Sweden votes right wing >right wingers restricts immigration massively >yes lets go Sweden is based and rich and full of hot chicks I want to move there >holup.jpeg >well s---

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Anon is an artistic artist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/13/22(Tue)16:21:13 No.6271766 5ce3d1b485600a647608ea54.jpg 369 KB JPG >be me >my whole life: >"Wow anon, you're so artistic" >"Look everyone! It's anon the artist!" >silly me, decide to believe them >spend 10 years of my life making over 800 paintings and 700 drawings >ONLY SELL ONE >mfw it turns out I'm autistic, not artistic >mfw I'm 37 and I'm about to kms pic very related

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anon asks for relationship advice on /b/ | /r/Greentext

> be me, university student › go to team meetings for a program I'm in > meeting location is far from campus > no car, so cute girl drives me home I think I rly like her, what do I do anons :( 10m (9/13 1:08) - 70188814 : >>70188771 (OP) I can't believe there are people with lives that put them in situations like this here. Why are you here? Focus on that life 9m (9/13 1:09). 70188826 ⠀ >>70188771 (OP) Don't be an idiot. She's there to learn and you're just her classmate. She's being nice to you but thats it 7m (9/13 1:11). 70188854 >>70188771 (OP) KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW :

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bad thing happens | /r/Greentext

Most evil thing you've ever done thread No.54644228 09/30/19(Mon)07:16:32 evil.jpg JPG 31.6 KiB 404x512 >Bored as f--- >Call random number >Woman answers >"Hi it's the school calling about your child" >"About Jack? what's wrong?" >"Nothing. We just wanted to let you know the music teacher apparently says you've got a little Elvis on your hands" >"Really?" >"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet" >Hang up

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: Anonymous (ID: CZIJ+toW 321 KB PNG 09/12/22(Mon)20:56:02 No.395108531 >right-wingers hate me because I'm a trony >left-wingers hate me because I'm a National Socialist 36 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Let them eat cake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 09/12/22(Mon)21:36:13 >go on date with 6/10 foid from Tinder >she won't decide on what she wants to order >order strawberry shortcake for both of us >she kind of stares at me No.70191586 autistically >think she wants to say something >she extends her fork and takes the strawberry off my cake >starts laughing like she thinks she's cute >I say nothing, just death stare, like picrel >I finish my cake and end the date early >she's still texting me What the f--- is her problem?

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67 year old Anon starts taking Cialis and posts his first Greentext | /r/Greentext

Anonymous GENERIC CIALIS Tadalafil Tablets USP 5 mg Ronly TABLETS TEVA 09/13/22(Tue)07:42:47 No.885559557 40 KB JPG I'm 67 years old. My grandson was getting in a lot of trouble at school. Hel told me about this site. Now I read it for fun. This is my Greentext >Be me 67 year old Anon >I can't get it up anymore, because I'm old and have s----- blood pressure >My doctor prescribes generic Cialis >It's a low dose that you take daily so that you're ready whenever >When I was 13, I started thinking about a Playboy I'd found and this one girl in class had a really tight sweater- you degenerates have it easy today >I got a raging erection. The bell rang for the end of class. I tried to hide it, but everyone could tell it was there. >The head of my engorged c--- rubbing against my jeans made me blow a massive load. >A few days after I started Cialis, I went to the grocery store. There's this sexy 20 something cashier. >I got a massive erection. She could see it, the simple kid bagging groceries could see it, and the family in line behind me saw it. >The head of my engorged c--- rubbing against my slacks made me blow a massive load >I hadn't j----- in maybe 6 months because of the impotence. >Everyone saw my orgasm face and heard me make the sound a man makes when he fires off a load >At least half a cup of j--- was running down my leg >Luckily I'm old, so I pretended it was a mini-stroke and that I'd p----- myself. >It was believable and everyone forgot about the obvious erection from moments ago >The grocery store manager called an ambulance. I spent a few hours in the emergency room, and they sent me home. >Second best orgasm ever

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