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Anonymous >>32837295 (OP) # I got a personal experience. >Be me 09/10/22(Sat) 10:05:08 No.32840810 >Decide to go on a camping trip because why not >Find myself a nice camping spot in the sticks >Late at night decide to heat up some beans >Hear something in the bush rustling around when I put the beans on the fire >Few minutes later beans are done >Take them and put first spoonful of beans in my mouth >Hear "DIESER N---- ISST BOHNEN" >It sounds like a broken version of Hitler >But Hitler is died?!?!!? >I fire 20 rounds from my sks randomly into the woods >God bless America.gnp >Hear screaming of children in distance >Oh God Oh F--- Hitler issummoning dead Jewish babies to eat my penis >I tactically tactically run to my car and drive home >Next day I hear in the news that at a campsite near where I was A child was found deqad from gun shot wounds >Must have been skinHitler I have no explanation for the things I saw that evening other than the supernatural. I'm just glad I made it out alive. >>32840870 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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