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![File: Domino.png (785 KB, 640x702) Marriage is so easy Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri)22:05:00 No.69973040 [Reply] >be me, 14 >virgin >had massive crush on Zazie Beetz since Deadpool 2 dropped (pic related, she plays Domino in Deadpool 2) >years go by >18 now, still virgin, but can legally get married >talking about her with my brother one day >brother tells me I'm actually already married to Zazie Beetz, she just doesn't know it yet >agree with him >suddenly I'm married to Zazie Beetz I just won the f------ game, didn't I? Why haven't you taken the marriagepill yet, anons?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/438/804/221.jpg "Anon has a delusion | /r/Greentext")
![File: daniellawang.png (1.98 MB, 1231x1278) + 5 replies omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 09/12/22(Mon)23:28:01 Anonymous 09/12/22(Mon)23:21:54 No.885517175 [Reply] I'm a 27 year old who got fit and lost my virginity to my current GF. She wants to be super supportive during sex, but she says weird stuff during sex like >You're doing great! >You're technique and fundamentals are really good (while going down on her) >Yes! Keep going! You can do it! >That's really good. You've reached your goal and I'm going to c-- (This is an EXACT quote!) >Wow! That's good. You must have been practicing! >That's IT! You're doing beautifully >You did very well. I came really hard. I know you could do it >I'm very proud of you >>885518292 The other thing other than this being really f------ weird is she's clearly faking it along with her orgasms. Like she doesn't shake or squirt or get flushed at all or have like involuntary twitches/movement. Also, she's Korean with b------- so I don't know if this is a cultural kinda thing No.885517425 Lmfao this is gold, add me in the screenshot plz](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/438/766/f9f.jpg "Anon has a supportive girlfriend | /r/Greentext")
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