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File: daniellawang.png (1.98 MB, 1231x1278) + 5 replies omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 09/12/22(Mon)23:28:01 Anonymous 09/12/22(Mon)23:21:54 No.885517175 [Reply] I'm a 27 year old who got fit and lost my virginity to my current GF. She wants to be super supportive during sex, but she says weird stuff during sex like >You're doing great! >You're technique and fundamentals are really good (while going down on her) >Yes! Keep going! You can do it! >That's really good. You've reached your goal and I'm going to c-- (This is an EXACT quote!) >Wow! That's good. You must have been practicing! >That's IT! You're doing beautifully >You did very well. I came really hard. I know you could do it >I'm very proud of you >>885518292 The other thing other than this being really f------ weird is she's clearly faking it along with her orgasms. Like she doesn't shake or squirt or get flushed at all or have like involuntary twitches/movement. Also, she's Korean with b------- so I don't know if this is a cultural kinda thing No.885517425 Lmfao this is gold, add me in the screenshot plz

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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