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File: descarga.jpg (9 KB, 251x201) >F--- like crazy >She comes Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon)21:05:09 No.70190845 >be me >At party with gf >Both a little drunk so sexy time is implied >Go to My place >"Oh bot i'm on My period" >Tell her a real pirate fears not the red sea (yarg) >Put a towel on the bed to avoid stains >We get down to it >Asks me to wear a condom >Explain it's scientifically impossible but put it on anyway >In retrospect a good idea >Gets on top >D--- is drunk and high on cough medicine so still going >Flip over get on top >Start pounding that p--- >Hip gets tired so I pull out for a sec to readjust >HOHW MA GAHWD.mp3 >Catch a glimpse of the gore down there >Bits of fresh and dry blood spread all around our genitales >Try not to think about it >Can smell that fisherman boat stench >I I love her but was kinda disgusted >Try not to think about it >Doesnt work, peen slowly deflates >Have to fake C------ out of tiredness and having a limp d--- >Look down >Managed to completely miss the towel >Big f--- off stain of blood on my bed >Shower the Tarantino movie that is My D--- >"You need yo wash the sheets now now or it won't come out" >Wash My sheets in the sink with My hairbrush and soap till 4am >The dry doughy bits are specially hard to clean >Go to bed >Stain on matress >Use hairbrush on matress >Clean it well enough, looks like a mild s--- stain or coffee spill but at least not like blood >Realize what a pain in the ass covering up a murder would be Guess this pirate does fear the red sea after all

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File: descarga.jpg (9 KB, 251x201) >F--- like crazy >She comes Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon)21:05:09 No.70190845 >be me >At party with gf >Both a little drunk so sexy time is implied >Go to My place >"Oh bot i'm on My period" >Tell her a real pirate fears not the red sea (yarg) >Put a towel on the bed to avoid stains >We get down to it >Asks me to wear a condom >Explain it's scientifically impossible but put it on anyway >In retrospect a good idea >Gets on top >D--- is drunk and high on cough medicine so still going >Flip over get on top >Start pounding that p--- >Hip gets tired so I pull out for a sec to readjust >HOHW MA GAHWD.mp3 >Catch a glimpse of the gore down there >Bits of fresh and dry blood spread all around our genitales >Try not to think about it >Can smell that fisherman boat stench >I I love her but was kinda disgusted >Try not to think about it >Doesnt work, peen slowly deflates >Have to fake C------ out of tiredness and having a limp d--- >Look down >Managed to completely miss the towel >Big f--- off stain of blood on my bed >Shower the Tarantino movie that is My D--- >"You need yo wash the sheets now now or it won't come out" >Wash My sheets in the sink with My hairbrush and soap till 4am >The dry doughy bits are specially hard to clean >Go to bed >Stain on matress >Use hairbrush on matress >Clean it well enough, looks like a mild s--- stain or coffee spill but at least not like blood >Realize what a pain in the ass covering up a murder would be Guess this pirate does fear the red sea after all

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