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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: Domino.png (785 KB, 640x702) Marriage is so easy Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri)22:05:00 No.69973040 [Reply] >be me, 14 >virgin >had massive crush on Zazie Beetz since Deadpool 2 dropped (pic related, she plays Domino in Deadpool 2) >years go by >18 now, still virgin, but can legally get married >talking about her with my brother one day >brother tells me I'm actually already married to Zazie Beetz, she just doesn't know it yet >agree with him >suddenly I'm married to Zazie Beetz I just won the f------ game, didn't I? Why haven't you taken the marriagepill yet, anons?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/438/804/221.jpg "Anon has a delusion | /r/Greentext")
![File: daniellawang.png (1.98 MB, 1231x1278) + 5 replies omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 09/12/22(Mon)23:28:01 Anonymous 09/12/22(Mon)23:21:54 No.885517175 [Reply] I'm a 27 year old who got fit and lost my virginity to my current GF. She wants to be super supportive during sex, but she says weird stuff during sex like >You're doing great! >You're technique and fundamentals are really good (while going down on her) >Yes! Keep going! You can do it! >That's really good. You've reached your goal and I'm going to c-- (This is an EXACT quote!) >Wow! That's good. You must have been practicing! >That's IT! You're doing beautifully >You did very well. I came really hard. I know you could do it >I'm very proud of you >>885518292 The other thing other than this being really f------ weird is she's clearly faking it along with her orgasms. Like she doesn't shake or squirt or get flushed at all or have like involuntary twitches/movement. Also, she's Korean with b------- so I don't know if this is a cultural kinda thing No.885517425 Lmfao this is gold, add me in the screenshot plz](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/438/766/f9f.jpg "Anon has a supportive girlfriend | /r/Greentext")
