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>> >> >look like pic related >order pizza Mommy body Anonymous (ID: aeCqERli) 2 09/06/22(Tue)18:29:14 No. 16083051 >>16083060 >>16083063 Anonymous (ID: OUGrnhxm >>16083051 (OP) # post t--- or GTFO >>16083070 Anonymous (ID: UWVkrKOC >>16083051 (OP) # t-- pics or didnt happen >be me >femanon >really f------ tall >6'5" >pizza guy is 5'9" >looks up at me like he's seen the face of god >f--- yeah >take my pizza and wink at him as I close the door >skinny as all hell >I look like I could hide behind a lamppost >decide to get fit cus no guy would ever stick his d--- in a piece of paper like me >get buff as f--- over the course of the next two years >have one of those little peepholes on my door, look through it to see him just standing there in disbelief before slowly walking away while looking at my door. >feels great being a goddess 09/06/22(Tue)18:31:42 No.16083060 09/06/22(Tue)18:32:38 No. 16083063 Anonymous (ID: Qfze+10x) 09/06/22(Tue) 18:33:14 No. 16083066 t--- now or I'll call the police Anonymous (ID: AQOEYIQY) 09/06/22(Tue) 18:33:44 No. 16083070 >>16083051 (OP) # Post pizza (if you didn't already eat it)

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DGIRKsep) F--- Cyclists ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/10/24(Sun)15:42:18 No.487999666 MET 508 KB PNG >"No, I will not get out of your way and ride on the pavement, that's against the highway code" >"You must stay behind my slow ass and if you dare pass me without giving me at least 1000 feet of space, I will capture you on my GoPro and report you to the authorities!" Proceeds to: >Ignore red lights >Ignore give way lines >Ignore stop signs >Check phone >Swerve everywhere like a drunk >Ignore busses pulling out (Rule 223) >Still rides on the pavement when its convenient They're like the little bureaucrats of the road.
File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
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