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File: suicide pepe.jpg (152 KB, 1280x1280) >literally so happy I cried when I got home >start texting with her >we become friends Anonymous 09/06/22(Tue)00:23:16 No.70101487 >>70101566 Bros I really want to f------ die right now. I f----- up big time and I don't know what to do. >Be me >26 y/o socially awkward kissless, hugless handholdless virgin >had long given up hope >mention it to qt girl over texts for a laugh types lol, then asks if she can see it >start new wagecuck job at some s----- packaging place >work there for a year Pos >I'm the only one on the floor under the age of 40 >new girl gets hired to work on floor with me for the season >6/10 twenty-somethings y/o qt >immediate crush on her >forced to talk to her for work so don't have to initiate conversation >get on a a first name basis, start chatting at lunch >we're >visibly see her relaxing and opening up over the both very awkward which makes it less stressful to talk since we're both s----- at it and don't feel pressured to perform the weeks while talking to >take another picture and send it to her >no response for like 10 minutes >ask what's wrong >after a 30 minutes she texts back mean chubby nerd girl with big glasses and social awkward >find out she is single and never had a boyfriend >she nervously asks for my number after a month of chatting Selightly chub >slightly >continue to chat even after the season ends and she is no longer working at my job Same day 1 >one day, I am playing with my dog, and he accidently bites my d--- instead of dog toy >hurts but is fine >she >I freeze up in in fear, but after a minute work up the courage and snap a picture of my d--- >my d--- is average sized, but looks small in pic, so I fap a little bit to get hard >says she wanted to see a pic of my dog, not my d--- >apologize profusely for hours, no response >no response the next day >no response for a week >tried calling her >doesn't pick up >still haven't heard from her after two weeks Bros what do I do. This was my one chance and I f----- it up because I'm a f------ retard. Is there any way to salvage this or should I just kill myself? Anonymous 09/06/22(Tue)00:30:02 No.70101566 ► >>70101619 >>70101487 (OP) I f------ love this site, some of the greentext you guys come up with is gold.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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