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File: suicide pepe.jpg (152 KB, 1280x1280) >literally so happy I cried when I got home >start texting with her >we become friends Anonymous 09/06/22(Tue)00:23:16 No.70101487 >>70101566 Bros I really want to f------ die right now. I f----- up big time and I don't know what to do. >Be me >26 y/o socially awkward kissless, hugless handholdless virgin >had long given up hope >mention it to qt girl over texts for a laugh types lol, then asks if she can see it >start new wagecuck job at some s----- packaging place >work there for a year Pos >I'm the only one on the floor under the age of 40 >new girl gets hired to work on floor with me for the season >6/10 twenty-somethings y/o qt >immediate crush on her >forced to talk to her for work so don't have to initiate conversation >get on a a first name basis, start chatting at lunch >we're >visibly see her relaxing and opening up over the both very awkward which makes it less stressful to talk since we're both s----- at it and don't feel pressured to perform the weeks while talking to >take another picture and send it to her >no response for like 10 minutes >ask what's wrong >after a 30 minutes she texts back mean chubby nerd girl with big glasses and social awkward >find out she is single and never had a boyfriend >she nervously asks for my number after a month of chatting Selightly chub >slightly >continue to chat even after the season ends and she is no longer working at my job Same day 1 >one day, I am playing with my dog, and he accidently bites my d--- instead of dog toy >hurts but is fine >she >I freeze up in in fear, but after a minute work up the courage and snap a picture of my d--- >my d--- is average sized, but looks small in pic, so I fap a little bit to get hard >says she wanted to see a pic of my dog, not my d--- >apologize profusely for hours, no response >no response the next day >no response for a week >tried calling her >doesn't pick up >still haven't heard from her after two weeks Bros what do I do. This was my one chance and I f----- it up because I'm a f------ retard. Is there any way to salvage this or should I just kill myself? Anonymous 09/06/22(Tue)00:30:02 No.70101566 ► >>70101619 >>70101487 (OP) I f------ love this site, some of the greentext you guys come up with is gold.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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