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: Anonymous My little brother has returned (...) m 53 KB JPG 09/02/22(Fri)01:16:02 No.70053482 >parents had me when my dad was 26 and my mom was 22 >I turned out fine, went to college, and got a job, even if I'm a bit spergy >my parents had another baby five years ago, when they were 43 and 40 respectively, since I'd just graduated high school >no surprise due to their age, little bro turns out to be a sperg, like CWC level >for the entire year he's been doing nothing but watching chimpanzee videos >we had a hard time getting him to speak before, but now it's even worse >he literally just hoops and hollers like a f------ monkey >throws s--- like a monkey, shows his teeth like one too when he's angry >it's uncanny how well he has the mannerisms down, like he's f------ Terry Notary >made the mistake of watching Nope the other day, without knowing my little brother was in the room >a short while after the movie ends, he just f------ ransacks the house and tries beating us up, since he saw the monkey trouble scene in the film My parents are calling some social workers to see what can be done. He's not dangerous because he's five, but he's a f------ nightmare otherwise.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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