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: Anonymous My little brother has returned (...) m 53 KB JPG 09/02/22(Fri)01:16:02 No.70053482 >parents had me when my dad was 26 and my mom was 22 >I turned out fine, went to college, and got a job, even if I'm a bit spergy >my parents had another baby five years ago, when they were 43 and 40 respectively, since I'd just graduated high school >no surprise due to their age, little bro turns out to be a sperg, like CWC level >for the entire year he's been doing nothing but watching chimpanzee videos >we had a hard time getting him to speak before, but now it's even worse >he literally just hoops and hollers like a f------ monkey >throws s--- like a monkey, shows his teeth like one too when he's angry >it's uncanny how well he has the mannerisms down, like he's f------ Terry Notary >made the mistake of watching Nope the other day, without knowing my little brother was in the room >a short while after the movie ends, he just f------ ransacks the house and tries beating us up, since he saw the monkey trouble scene in the film My parents are calling some social workers to see what can be done. He's not dangerous because he's five, but he's a f------ nightmare otherwise.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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