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WHEN YOU CONSUME TOO MUCH TRANS FAT ITS MAAAAAM boom skit Anonymous 09/01/22(Thu)05:50:05 No.884878707 > Be me > 140lbs giga that pees on toilet seats > Go to wendys one afternoon > Notice smell fouler than usual coming from dumpster (the trash kind, not your moms anus) > behind the dumpster there's a guy passed out in a pile of empty beer bottles and human waste > now, I've seen enough Disney movies to know a genie when I see one > I wake him up and when he comes to he says "...aye laddy, how much dog poop would ye eat for $200?" > didn't answer right away. > thought hard > told him I'd eat a nanogram of dog poop for $200 > "good answer lass! I be givin' ye $200 for every nanogram yae eat!" > can't believe this guy is so stupid > past few weeks I've been going to the dog park and eating all the s--- I can find. I'm going to be the worlds first trillionaire, anons, and I can finally leave you p--- fat asses behind me.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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