Why are women like this | /r/Greentext
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![[Return] File: 1fe.png (59 KB, 658x662) [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed)23:33:57 No.884493663 >be me >around 9 >not into much >find dubstep >get really into it >try to show dad "anon this is awful. this f------ sucks. all i hear are transformers gangbanging each other" >proceeds to go into graphic detail about how optimus prime absolutely rails megatron to the music >can't unhear it >can't unthink it >stop listening to dubstep :(](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/431/488/b9d.jpg "Anon likes Dubstep | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed)15:58:24 No.884827212 [Reply] >>884827329 How to mentally hurt women ? Go. >> Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed)16:03:09 No.884827329 ► >>884827212 (OP) >Make them fall in love with you head over heals >Cheat on them with a close friend/sister of her >Be sloppy and let her find out about it without you coming out first >When she confronts you tell her that she is just an ugly, unlikeable human inside and you have just been with her for her good body. >She is just a husk/a f------ for you >Then tell her to suck your d--- one last time or get the f--- our >> Anonymous 08/31/22(Wed)16:04:20 No.884827354 ► > Be a man > Exist](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/431/408/647.png "Anon has smegma grindset | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 08/31/22(Wed)15:33:29 No.884826639 [Reply] >>884827263 >be me >live in flat of 3 >one of the flatmates just finished his Master's degree and is moving out back home and is supposed to leave any day now Today: >get horny and decide to masturbate. my fetish is c------ on myself >j--- sprays over torso and some lands on my face >I clean up and wipe the c-- off myself and head to bathroom in my underwear >as I pass my flatmate's room to go piss, I notice he's left his keys in the outside lock. he must have left already to go home >realize I've never actually seen inside his room before >decide to open door and have a nosy. who knows, maybe he's left something cool behind > >s--- >turns out he's moving out tomorrow and is still very much here. he just stares at me with a very confused look and doesn't say anything >"oh s--- my bad," i awkwardly smile and close the door, trying to play it off as a joke >crawl away to bathroom in embarrassment >whilst washing my hands, I look in the mirror at my face >f--- >dripping down my cheek is a huge glob of semen >mfw I just burst into my flatmate's room with c-- smeared on my face in my boxers](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/431/405/81b.png "Certified Coomer | /r/Greentext")
