![Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed)15:58:24 No.884827212 [Reply] >>884827329 How to mentally hurt women ? Go. >> Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed)16:03:09 No.884827329 ► >>884827212 (OP) >Make them fall in love with you head over heals >Cheat on them with a close friend/sister of her >Be sloppy and let her find out about it without you coming out first >When she confronts you tell her that she is just an ugly, unlikeable human inside and you have just been with her for her good body. >She is just a husk/a f------ for you >Then tell her to suck your d--- one last time or get the f--- our >> Anonymous 08/31/22(Wed)16:04:20 No.884827354 ► > Be a man > Exist](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/431/408/647.png "Anon has smegma grindset | /r/Greentext")
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![Anonymous 08/31/22(Wed)15:33:29 No.884826639 [Reply] >>884827263 >be me >live in flat of 3 >one of the flatmates just finished his Master's degree and is moving out back home and is supposed to leave any day now Today: >get horny and decide to masturbate. my fetish is c------ on myself >j--- sprays over torso and some lands on my face >I clean up and wipe the c-- off myself and head to bathroom in my underwear >as I pass my flatmate's room to go piss, I notice he's left his keys in the outside lock. he must have left already to go home >realize I've never actually seen inside his room before >decide to open door and have a nosy. who knows, maybe he's left something cool behind > >s--- >turns out he's moving out tomorrow and is still very much here. he just stares at me with a very confused look and doesn't say anything >"oh s--- my bad," i awkwardly smile and close the door, trying to play it off as a joke >crawl away to bathroom in embarrassment >whilst washing my hands, I look in the mirror at my face >f--- >dripping down my cheek is a huge glob of semen >mfw I just burst into my flatmate's room with c-- smeared on my face in my boxers](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/431/405/81b.png "Certified Coomer | /r/Greentext")
