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![File: 640full-elizabeth-turner..jpg (95 KB, 640x799) EMERS >"c'mon anon take off your shirt we're at the beach!" what do you do □ Anonymous 08/25/22(Thu)13:54:11 No.69947254 [Reply] >>69950197 >>69950303 >>69950780 >>69947341 >> >wake up >see this Showing all replies. Anonymous 08/25/22(Thu) 14:03:28 No.69947341 ► >>69947254 (OP) "Were in a stadium you f------ retard" LAKERS LUERS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/427/453/8b9.jpg "Anon isn't scared of girls | /r/Greentext")
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![File: Pepe Sad.png (17 KB, 618x526) Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)00:57:08 No.75845371 [Reply] ► > Be me, happy 5 year old. Dad is an engineer. Mum takes such good care of me and sis > Be 16. Stressing over school work and exams. > Mum is worried about me. > "Anon, no one should work this hard, you're going to have a breakdown" > Let exams come and go. Peers all get better grades than me, but at I do OK > Be 18. Tell mum I want to go to college and be an engineer like Dad. > "Anon, that's a stupid idea. Your father worked himself to death, he was so unhappy. Just get a simple job you enjoy" > Be 25, working waggie job, but I'm content. Still live at home because waggie money > Be 29, meet wonderful cutie at work. She's awkward and boyish, but we get on and start dating > So happy with Cutie. > She tells me she's moving to NY and wants me to come with her > Mum says "Anon, that's a stupid idea, you can't move to NY. Just stay here, you'll meet someone new" > Cutie leaves. I'm distraught > Mum says "Anon, there are so many nice women here at home. You'll find someone new, you'll see" > Years pass. Still single, still working waggie job. > Peers are all making good money, have partners and children > Old school friend takes pity on me, offers me an apprenticeship with his company in TX. > Mum hates the idea "Don't be stupid Anon, you have a job already. Just stay there" > More years pass. Overhear Mum on the phone one day > "I don't know why Anon never became successful. He's never met a nice woman, never chased his dreams..." > Never felt like such a failure in my whole life I've f----- up Anons. I had one chance with a wonderful women and I let her go to NY without me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/724/014/3d4.jpeg "Anon blames his mother | /r/Greentext")
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