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File: images (8).jpg (9 KB, 235x203) Anonymous 08/19/22 (Fri)11:55:38 No.884151863 ► Happened this morning >Be me >Something between a Twink and an average man >Starts working out to uncuck myself >Live 5 minutes from a >Decide it's a much better place to workout that my claustrophobic apartment >All entranced closed so jump fence >S--- enough bricks to repair the Egyptian sphinx when large guard dog comes around the corner >Get a major hard-on in the shower >Remember dog d--- Heh Mine's bigger stadium that's empty 42/7 >Uhohspaghettios.mp3 >Dog is happy to see me prancing his large ass my way happily and waving his tail How was your morning anons ? Pic ofc not related >Cute doggy so scratch behind his ears and pet his head >Dog gets a major hard-on sniffs my crotch and locks his jaw on my hand firmly but not enough to puncture my skin Ohshiz.ccp >Remember Greentext about the kid who got ass rammed and knotted by his German shepherd after leaving the shower >Actually s--- my short pants E-easy boy easy... Uhhhh uhh SIT! >W-- it's trained ?!? >Idea.jpg You came to f--- me doggo and not it seems the tables have shifted Stay! >Dog stay right there and let's me finish my workout >Never came near me again for the rest of my workout >Go home and shower

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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