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File: images (8).jpg (9 KB, 235x203) Anonymous 08/19/22 (Fri)11:55:38 No.884151863 ► Happened this morning >Be me >Something between a Twink and an average man >Starts working out to uncuck myself >Live 5 minutes from a >Decide it's a much better place to workout that my claustrophobic apartment >All entranced closed so jump fence >S--- enough bricks to repair the Egyptian sphinx when large guard dog comes around the corner >Get a major hard-on in the shower >Remember dog d--- Heh Mine's bigger stadium that's empty 42/7 >Uhohspaghettios.mp3 >Dog is happy to see me prancing his large ass my way happily and waving his tail How was your morning anons ? Pic ofc not related >Cute doggy so scratch behind his ears and pet his head >Dog gets a major hard-on sniffs my crotch and locks his jaw on my hand firmly but not enough to puncture my skin Ohshiz.ccp >Remember Greentext about the kid who got ass rammed and knotted by his German shepherd after leaving the shower >Actually s--- my short pants E-easy boy easy... Uhhhh uhh SIT! >W-- it's trained ?!? >Idea.jpg You came to f--- me doggo and not it seems the tables have shifted Stay! >Dog stay right there and let's me finish my workout >Never came near me again for the rest of my workout >Go home and shower

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
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