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Anonymous FAT BOY 109 KB JPG XL 08/11/22(Thu)16:47:16 No.69771725 >be me >actually have have gf >find out about penis sleeves (pic related) >jokingly say to gf we should try it >she agrees >what have done.jpg >order a relatively smaller one, adds half an inch of girth and an inch and a half of length >have sex when it arrives >she's more vocal than any time before and won't stop talking about it afterwards >convinces me to get a bigger one >she likes it even more >she orders a huge dildo and starts having me use it on her >>69771797 # >now she's starting to talk about bringing in a guy with a big c--- for a threesome Did I cuck myself, bros? Anonymous >>69771725 (OP) # F------ retarded LARPing f----- n----- t----- mongoloid kill yourself 08/11/22(Thu)16:49:08 No.69771749 Anonymous 08/11/22(Thu)16:50:39 No.69771766 these kind of threads make me feel nice because my d--- is quite big maybe i will make someone happy with it some day some day... >>69772555 # >>69773244 # >>69773268 #

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?
GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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