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>Be me ultra rich >Travel around the world getting a different athletic girl pregnant every country I visit. >Abandon them and leave letters telling them to train our offsprings to be the best fighter because in 15 years she will have the chance to get 50million dollars. 31 KB JPG >Organize an event 15 years later, a total of 200 teenagers come to fight, DNA tests are run, 15 are effectively my descendants, discard the others. >Fight stars, one of them, the American is controlling the situation, a sudden distraction costs his life as a Mongolian behemoth cracks his skull open. >Fight goes on until one kid, a Brazilian breaks the neck of mis last daughter. >I ask him what would he want as an award for being the champion. He doesn't want to lose his time and exclaimed. >I want you to accept me as your son. >I accept and give him my blessing. >Money is given and he moved to live with me. >Days pass, this m----------- doesn't have any oral hygiene, his feet stink like a thousand kilograms of poop. He listens to BTS music, dresses as a furry. Should I kill him?

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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