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What was your most embarrasing moment when travelling? Anonymous 08/07/22(Sun)21:15:01 No.2300505 >>2300947 >>2301243 >>2301255 > Be me, 35 year old from NY > In Sofia Bulgaria, walking through park alone after 2 large banitsas from a shady bakery > Hear stomach churning > ohno.jpeg > Find bush > Give birth to the longest, fattest python I've ever released in my life > Wipe with hand because why not lol > Large Bulgarian dog that looks like a bear appears out of nowhere from the bushes > Walks towards me > savemysoul.png > Quickly pull up pants > Dog owner appears from around the corner - its an old Babushka that is squinting > phew.jpeg > Gives me a cold Eastern European glare, then looks at the poop on the floor > She pulls out plastic doggy bag and picks up my hefty cornsnake thinking it was the dog > *sigh of relief* > Autistic me says "Blagodarya" instead of "Dobar den" > Flee the scene in embarrassment

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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