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: Anonymous 07/26/22(Tue) 19:48:10 No.882758454 4B2DB20C-59E1-4390-8631-2DE86A474A46.jpg 103 KB JPG >be me >walking through town with homies >buddy says "Log spotted." >finds hole in log >proceeded to hump it what did he mean by this?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: wisemanoncesaid.jpg (139 KB, 1200x1200) >konnichiwa n-----sans >bad idea but roll with it >mfw they laugh >call me their n---- >start to say hello to everyone like this chinkanon 07/26/22(Tue)23:02:25 No.882776715 ► >be me >asian >full on chink here >decide f--- it, im chink, got nothing to win in life except for bitch wife or twink >go full chink >say konichiwa and use an incredibly racist asian tone >see black people >chink.exe >pretend like i just started speaking english >the look on white womens faces never cease to amaze >black people laugh it off >sometimes people try to correct me but i go >i so sorry i no speak english, random chinese gibberish its so easy to just chink it out and have fun

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File 1325915386.jpg-(119 KB, 425x558) Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)00:49:46 No.372634533 [Reply] Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and s--- 5 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.

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Anon cares about his tables | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/22(Tue)19:27:29 No.882769566 >be me >autist >like wooden tables >really like wooden tables >family has party in my house full of wooden tables >spend the entire time making sure every drunk 55 year old man has a coaster >they keep ignoring the coasters i give them >eventually get p----- and take all the beverages and lock them in the shed 345 KB PNG >shouldve used your coaster drunkie >family and drunkies start complaining about my presence >"shouldve used your coaster if you want to drink. youre going to damage the wood" i tell them >parents demand i give beverages back >refuse >dad takes his belt off >ohfuck.mp3 >think quickly >grab unused coasters as dad chases me >start throwing them like an anime villain throws playing cards >eventually he gets too annoyed to keep chasing me and sits back down like a skyrim enemy when you run away fast enough >drunkies seethe >my wooden tables stay undamaged i am the coaster master, defender of all tables wood

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: Anonymous 392 KB PNG 07/26/22(Tue)19:42:02 No.882761449 >lived together for 4 years with a woman who bailed out the moment I got really sick and out of a job >got my life back on track by myself >no social life but tried to meet new people >goddamn these woman have s--- taste in everything and can't have a proper conversation >I dont wanna just f---, I wanna build something >good wife material have 35+yrs old minimum >the bitch that ditched me regretted it and is trying to be "friends" again >cant forgive that c--- but we have history and she is the best option I have tf I do now

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Anonymous 02/10/17 (Fri) 18:51:56 No.71018690 >have a flag collection >always have different flags hanging 141 KB JPG >last week decided to have a theme of Christian countries >Had the USA, the Vatican, Poland, Brazil and Italy flags >older brother and his girlfriend come to visit >they get my room for some reason, I have to sleep in the bathtub >can hear them through the wall >they are laughing about my 'creepy flags' >they start having sex in my bed >feel angry about that >the wall I am on the other side of is the one with the Vatican flag >shout in a Italian accent >'THISA ISA THE POPE, STOPA HAVING A SEX' >they go silent >hear the door open >brother walks into the bathroom and punches me in the head then goes back >they keep having sex f------ normies

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Anonymous 07/26/22(Tue)17:48:13 No.69566696 158 KB JPG weird situation, what would you do? >be disabled >meet disabled girl with same condition but worse in online support group >start talking, we get friendly >she's very depressing has really hard life >I kinda feel sorry for her and listen about her depressing life >she considers me a godsend for listening to her troubles and consoling her >BUT she's a complete misery to talk to, prattles on about extremely miserable s--- nonstop >want to be a good friend and there for her >Our conversations are very one-sided, sometimes it's just me listening for an hour straight >Most the times she never asks about me, just wants to talk about herself >Tried talking to her about this, but it doesn't seem to make a difference >Always tells me I'm her best friend in the world and wouldn't know what to do without me I have a lot of compassion and empathy for this person. but jesus christ. they are the most miserable and boring person I have ever met. I know this is a ultra-specific situation, but what would you do here? I feel like if I just blocked her she would be devastated.

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07/21/22(Thu)15:20:30 No.14687077 >formula connects five of the most important numbers in mathematics using four of the most important mathematical operations and relations - addition, multiplication, and equality. exponentiation Absolutely breathtaking. Time to pay your respects chud, say something nice about this formula. Anonymous in + 1 = 0 2 KB PNG 126 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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File: tumor.jpg (90 KB, 1280x720) >Nopillow >Noalcohol >Reduced internet usage >1 hour meditation each day >Sleep 8 hours a day >Water, milk, and tea only beverages Anything else I'm missing? Anonymous 07/25/22(Mon)00:10:57 No.67712897 >>67714211 >>67714236 >>67714454 >>67714469 >>67715021 >>67718566 >>67718675 >>67718744 >>67718955 >>67718962 >>67728333 >>67728399 >>67730262 >>67733265 >>67733607 >Nofap >Noporn >Cold showers >Nosugar >Novidya Anonymous 07/25/22(Mon)00:13:00 No.67712927 >>67712959 >>67713166 >>67715030 >>6772268 >>67712897 (OP) >Anything else I'm missing? Yeah, having sex, becoming strong, not being a loser, making money. I can go on

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Anonymous 29 KB JPG 07/27/22(Wed)01:44:58 No.69566637 >roommate told me his childhood cat died today >it's almost midnight and he's been loudly wailing and crying in his room for almost half an hour now W-what do I do bros? Anonymous >>69566637 (OP) # >W-what do I do bros? Cuddle with him and top him 07/27/22(Wed)01:45:48 No.69566656

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Anon interacts with women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 84 KB JPG 07/27/22(Wed)00:57:54 No.69566026 >Go to a party >Look for some hot chick >She notices and gives me the most uninviting look possible >Start walking towards her >She rolls her eyes and says "Here we go" >l politely ask her to move out of my way and start making out with this enormous fat chick that was behind her this whole time 1 Reply >Finally finds one and start looking at her How many women did you humble today anon? Be the reason she gets plastic surgery View Thread

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Anonymous 07/27/22(Wed)01:24:32 No.882753563 >been f------ this older milf for a while >she doesn't look 21 but sure as f--- makes up for it with great personality and insane p---- voodoo >I s--- you not she f---- so well she's gotten me to study italian >she also doesn't mind that I'm stupid as hell, which is a big bonus since girls my age f------ hate that 277 KB JPG >one day I'm at her place, mixing a wine sauce for dinner while she browses through her mail domestic_bliss.exe >she suddenly squeals with enough excitement to almost f------ make me drop the spatula >she tells me her son is getting married, and she can bring a date as a plus one >we both freeze, realising we probably have to decide whether we're serious enough to be a date at an event like that >decide to think it through and not decide just yet >go home the next day, go through my piled-up mail >there's a letter there that looks unusual >it's a wedding invite >my mom had been telling me about talking with a guy, but he has such a common name I figured it's no surprise if he's got the same name as my fb's son. >apparently f------ not, it's the same f------ guy >and an invitation to the same f------ wedding So how much of a problem would it be to continue f------ my stepfather's mom?

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