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: Anonymous 07/26/22(Tue)19:27:29 No.882769566 >be me >autist >like wooden tables >really like wooden tables >family has party in my house full of wooden tables >spend the entire time making sure every drunk 55 year old man has a coaster >they keep ignoring the coasters i give them >eventually get p----- and take all the beverages and lock them in the shed 345 KB PNG >shouldve used your coaster drunkie >family and drunkies start complaining about my presence >"shouldve used your coaster if you want to drink. youre going to damage the wood" i tell them >parents demand i give beverages back >refuse >dad takes his belt off >ohfuck.mp3 >think quickly >grab unused coasters as dad chases me >start throwing them like an anime villain throws playing cards >eventually he gets too annoyed to keep chasing me and sits back down like a skyrim enemy when you run away fast enough >drunkies seethe >my wooden tables stay undamaged i am the coaster master, defender of all tables wood

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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