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Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)19:06:44 No.876762621 Embarrassing stories that ruined your life? >be me, like 4th or 5th grade >learning sex-ed >one of the smart girls in class asks if we'll be talking about Sigmund Freud theories and was told no >other kids start asking what that means and why 61 KB JPG we won't be learning it >teacher is hesitant but explains briefly who he was and his theories >smart girl grins and yells "Ya he said boys want to try and sleep with their moms cause boys are gross!" >it was a setup all along, well played >general laughing and tomfoolery occurs as the teacher tries to get us back on track >later at recess the boys are talking about ass vs t--- >one of them asks me my preference >"T--- are way better" >they're shocked and say they thought l'd be an ass man this is where s--- gets autistic >having just learned about Freud's theory I thought l'd make a joke >blurt out "of course I prefer t---, you've all met my mom!" >there is a stunned silence for all of 0.69 seconds when they all burst out laughing >mfw my nickname from then on was M----------- The worst part has got to be going to a college far from home and thinking I can finally have a fresh start and the 2nd day there some dude comes up to me in front of a bunch of classmates and says "Hey Anon! We went to public school together, remember. You still the m-----------?"

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous (ID: Jn5n4Yqx 03/27/22(Sun)01:32:10 No.369540732 >>369540668 (OP) # You ever see the classic pizza hut buildings? The iconic roof and solid brick- work make the buildings stand out even if they are sold and repurposed. Sure they can paint it, put decorations on it, rename it, hell you can even put a giant sign on it that says "not a pizza hut!", but in the end everyone knows that used to be a pizza hut. The building could even change from the food industry entirely and the first thought on their mind will be "wow it's weird that the pizza hut is a bank now". That's what you are, 94 KB JPG t-----. >>369540906 # >>369542652 # >>369542812 # >>369543047 # >>369547775 # >>369550590 # >>369551691 # >>369551792 # >>369552306 # >>369553095 # >>369554043 # >>369556642 # >>369558806 # >>369559109 # >>369559297 # >>369559961 #

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: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)20:18:51 No.66689300 What the f---? >Girl in my class that I talk with sometimes >People think we're together >She keeps saying how she will NEVER date me >And that she's way out of my league 231 KB PNG >Don't care lol. >One day we're making some small talk >Topic goes onto dating >She reinstates that she can do way better then me >"That's ok, I don't really think you're really good looking" >She hasn't talked to me since What the f---? : Anon 12/23/21(Thu)20:23:29 No.66689341 >>66689300 (OP) # >haha i get to flex that this guy totally wants to f--- me but i would never >"actually I don't like you at all" >realize I'm just a failed attention w---- >immediately cut contact to save face average basic bitch things

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anon plays a prank | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)22:05:48 No.68329687 Rate this prank I pulled out of 10 >my mom is 70 years old >she's scared of developing Alzheimer's because her mother started showing the earliest symptoms at 74 and was diagnosed at 77 >this morning my mom texted me 700 KB GIF something >l replied with "You don't remember that you already told me this? We talked about it for a solid hour yesterday." >she's freaking out now thinking she might be showing beginner signs of Alzheimer's Don't worry I'll tell her before the day's over that I was just kidding lol

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: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)17:50:51 No.876704350 wat you wan ordah 54 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)17:53:18 No.876704444 >>876704350 (OP) # Shrimp fri rie : Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)17:53:52 No.876704473 Can i get shrimp lo mein dinner combo please

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: Anonymous feels good man 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 6 Replies View Thread

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>>374173695 >be me >handsome >meet HR lady after my first interview >clearly underqualified for the job >shake hands with HR lady but let my hand linger so it's like we're holding hands sensually for a few extra seconds as we make eye contact >"so...do you have any experience in this field?" >"Nope, but l'm a fast learner. I love your hair by the way, the color looks really good on you." >she blushes and smiles >manager walks in >"so how is he? Should I hire him?" >"I think we should :)" easy. obviously I got fired after 9 months because they realized I have no reason to be anywhere near MRI machines.

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: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)18:41:29 No.876744053 Times you cucked people over at work: >Teacherfag >Everything's online >Don't mark s--- for one student >Split test into 4 separate assignments on Google Classroom >Only mark 1 of the 4, student gets a 60 kek 786 KB PNG >Don't bother marking anything else he hands in >Put 60 on midterm, contact his parents saying I'm worried he's not paying attention Lol f--- that little f----- : Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)18:50:28 No.876744451 >>876744053 (OP) # You're why I have trust issues

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: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so >find that memory really f------ 13 KB JPG funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like l'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention

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Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)01:50:37 No.163608646 >be me >17 yo femanon >5'2" and D cups >older brother is 24 yo turbovirgin >l walk around him in a tank top with no bra and panties when the parents are away >he always tries to hide his boner then leaves the room like if he was having a panic attack >he can't talk about this to anyone because he would be the one coming off as some closeted pervert for saying this s--- drives him crazy I just love tormenting his ass

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Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)19:06:44 No.876762621 Embarrassing stories that ruined your life? >be me, like 4th or 5th grade >learning sex-ed >one of the smart girls in class asks if we'll be talking about Sigmund Freud theories and was told no >other kids start asking what that means and why 61 KB JPG we won't be learning it >teacher is hesitant but explains briefly who he was and his theories >smart girl grins and yells "Ya he said boys want to try and sleep with their moms cause boys are gross!" >it was a setup all along, well played >general laughing and tomfoolery occurs as the teacher tries to get us back on track >later at recess the boys are talking about ass vs t--- >one of them asks me my preference >"T--- are way better" >they're shocked and say they thought l'd be an ass man this is where s--- gets autistic >having just learned about Freud's theory I thought l'd make a joke >blurt out "of course I prefer t---, you've all met my mom!" >there is a stunned silence for all of 0.69 seconds when they all burst out laughing >mfw my nickname from then on was M----------- The worst part has got to be going to a college far from home and thinking I can finally have a fresh start and the 2nd day there some dude comes up to me in front of a bunch of classmates and says "Hey Anon! We went to public school together, remember. You still the m-----------?"

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