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![File: 2FC55D7E-3CE5-4C4E-9A68-F1810951C310.jpg (558 KB, 1920x800) O Itv/ Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)22:46:56 No.152468803 [Reply] >Look at that subtle off-gold colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh Eru, it even has an inscription. >> Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)23:12:08 No.152469645 File: 1601794079080.png (554 KB, 750x314) >Aragorn, it's Boromir. You're my brother, my captain and my king so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some Uruk-Hai in Amon Hen uptown uh, some orcs, maybe 5 or 10, um, a goblin I ran into in the Mines of Moria. I left him in a pile of rubble behind some dwarf's grave. I killed another goblin with an axe, I had to, he almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a hobbit, but he's dead too. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure l'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess, I guess l'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Minas Tirith, so you know, keep your eyes open.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/128/571/c5d.png "The Gondorian Psycho | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 1610963188342.jpg (459 KB, 2048x1133) O Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)07:24:22 No.71960590 [Reply] >>71969911 >>71970876 So, robots. What was it like when you lost your virginity? >Be nineteen year old f-----, kissless virgin with a thing for older guys >Typical quiet guy, not beta but not alpha either >Looking around on adam4adam >H-------- what is wrong with some of these people >One guy compliments my star trek shirt instead of telling me how much he wants to sodomise me while peeing >He's 50, tall and handsome >We start talking >Eventually meet up for coffee >He's fun to be around, we joke about all the weird people we've met or talk about star trek >Meeting up for coffee becomes a daily ritual, we eventually start going to dinner or the movies on the weekends >Have first kiss with him alone in a movie theater about two weeks in >After a month of seeing each other constantly, the family that was staying with him goes back to their state >He invites me to spend the night with him the day they leave >He pulls me up to him the moment I'm in the door and we kiss for a good ten minutes right there >Leads me to bedroom >We cuddle for a while >Things inevitably lead to sex >He's really gentle, shows me what to do the whole time >More cuddling after I was really lucky to do it with someone I trusted. It was pretty great. 10/10 would lose virginity again. Still with him too](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/520/778/cc6.png "anon takes the topped pill. | /r/Greentext")
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