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4h · 64214930 PNG · 368KB · (700 × 468) >>64214672 (OP) >in a house l've never seen irl with a girl I never met irl >it was our house we rented together >late at night, just sitting around in the dining room >she was listening to music on my phone while I was just enjoying sitting together silently >my phone rings and she answers >she starts sounding more concerned with each exchange >I heard enough and I was getting angry >walk over, take phone from her and aggressively answer it >after chewing out what was apparently a creepy old lady who got sexual gratification from being berated by strangers, I gave up and ended the call >wordlessly plug her headphones back in and hand it to her, she sees I don't want to discuss it >walk over to look out the window to our back porch, light was flickering like mad and it was so dark I couldn't see past the porch not the most interesting, but l've never felt the sort of passive intimacy and comfort I imagined with that girl I made up

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)11:31:29 No.64215020 >be me >30 minutes ago >let my cat outside in the morning so he can do cat things >go in the kitchen >come back few seconds later and 37 KB JPG see him all crouched down staring at something >wonder what hes doing >see a f------ big hedgehog waddling at the bottom of my garden >run outside, grab my cat and bring him inside >wonder what to do >google what can you give hedgehogs to eat >says cat food >go into the kitchen and put some cat food on a plate >my cat looks up at me with jealousy even though the fat f----- has already eaten >grab the plate and go outside >hedgehog is wandering around the garden >аpproach it >it freezes up >"hey hey its ok" >"im a friend" >he still doesn't move >poor guy must be so scared having some ugly f----- looking right at him >walk past him and put the plate down in the bush i suspect is where he sleeps >go back inside >hes still frozen and unmoving >for about 15 seconds >he suddenly springs to life and makes his way to the bush where i put the food that was a pretty nice start to the day = Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)09:31:29 No.6421502C >be me >30 minutes ago >let my cat outside in the morning so he can do cat things >go in the kitchen >come back few seconds later and 37 KB JPG see him all crouched down staring at something >wonder what hes doing >see a f------ big hedgehog waddling at the bottom of my garden >run outside, grab my cat and bring him inside >wonder what to do >google what can you give hedgehogs to eat >says cat food >go into the kitchen and put some cat food on a plate >my cat looks up at me with jealousy even though the fat f----- has already eaten >grab the plate and go outside >hedgehog is wandering around the garden >approach it >it freezes up >"hey hey its ok" >"im a friend" >he still doesn't move >poor guy must be so scared having some ugly f----- looking right at him >walk past him and put the plate down in the bush i suspect is where he sleeps >go back inside >hes still frozen and unmoving >for about 15 seconds >he suddenly springs to life and makes his way to the bush where i put the food that was a pretty nice start to the day

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File: Ukraine BTFO.png (137 KB, 1242x952) U And People said Trump was a Russian puppet LMAO Anonymous (ID: OyP/s1mD E 06/18/21(Fri)21:45:05 No.326489499 ► >>326489852 Disclose.tv R @disclosetv >>326489894 >>326490190 >>326490254 >>326490265 >>326490407 >>326490631 >>326491184 >>326491459 >>326492699 Joe Biden: JUST IN - White House pulls the plug > removes sanctions on Nord Stream 2 >Freezes military aid to Ukraine > says Ukraine can't join NATO due to "corruption" >Doesn't respond to Russia's hack on US oil pipeline >Gives Putin a f------ list of critical Infrastructure that mustn't be hacked >pretty much gives Russia a green light to hack everything else > Praised by Western media for "standing up to Putin" LMAO and "freezes" $100 million Ukraine military package that includes lethal weapons (Politico) 20:14 2021/06/18 Twitter Web App 980 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 2405 Likes And people honestly thought that Donald J Trump- a man who bombed Russia's ally Assad, tried to overthrow the Russian-backed government in Venezuela, and gave lethal military aid to Ukraine- is a f------ Russian agent just because he respects Vladimir Putin and likes him as a person. Anonymous (ID: TYIO/o+T 06/18/21(Fri)21:48:22 No.326489852 >>326490153 >>326490450 >>326489499 (OP) АХАХАХАХАХАХА АХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХА O Anonymous (ID: GA14IZJI ) 06/18/21(Fri)21:48:48 No.326489894 >>326489499 (OP) Yep.

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File: thanos.jpg (137 KB, 992x992) O Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)03:48:37 No.857170832 ► >congress votes to destroy every statue of a confederate general >okthatsfine.jpg >congress votes to not destroy every statue of a confederate general >okthatsfine.jpg >congress votes to replace the statue of liberty with a 200 foot tall statue of thanos >okthatsprettyweirdbutwhatever.jpg >congress votes to erect a statue of hitler in every us state capitol >okthatsprettyracistbutwhatever.jpg >ffs they're just statues >how the f--- did a generation raised on south park and family guy get triggered by statues

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Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)13:18:28 No.224108340 v >224108775 >>224112171 >>224113490 >>224113571 >>224118000 >>224108623 >>224108249 It doesn't exist and only men think it does Women are totally secure with their bodies and most of us actually prefer small breasts because clothes fit better Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)13:26:17 No.224108775 v >>224119640 >>224108340 >Women are totally secure with their bodies Stop that. There's a reason plastic surgery is so huge. >most of us actually prefer small breasts because clothes fit better You will never be a woman. Remember to schedule regular prostate exams once you tun 40.

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Anon scams pizza hut | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)10:01:28 No.64215286 >be me >fat ass >used to go on hacking forums before it got lame >found this guy selling Pizza Hut gift cards >$2 medium pizza, $3 large, $5 10 KB JPG stuffed crust, and $1 breadsticks >worked perfectly every single time >log on one day and its gone >he never stocked his store up again

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: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)07:58:26 No.64214215 >be in Bookstore at mall >picked out a few history books about medieval era. >reading it on a bench in the store. >suddenly a few Asian teenage girls approach giggling at me asking me if these were my books. 15 KB PNG >l answer yes. >"oh ok xD" and then they left laughing What did they mean by this?

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: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)00:28:35 No.857139685 >be me, few minutes ago >browsing phone on my bed >hear screaming outside >000H_0OH_AAАН_AAAH.mр3 >what the f--- >hear distinct steps on the 371 КВ ЈPG pavement outside >like someones running >steps get quieter >dead silence >... >look outside few minutes later >all empty What the f--- just happened? Was this even real? There was no way thos screams were from a dog or a human. If that monkey can climb im f----- : Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)00:30:32 No.857139810 >>857139685 (OP)# It was trump, hope that you'll save him from Satan. Alas, it was too late. God r---- him. : Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)00:31:25 No.857139866 >>857139685 (OP) # Someone is f------ with you

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>mob kills my dog >steals my ride >anger levels reach maximum >l will have revenge >dress up >get my gear >search for every single one of those f------ until none is left alive >kill one by one >find their base >slaughter every single one of em >get my horse back >man f--- pillagers >mfw minecraft can be hardcore af sometimes >pic unrelated

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OP has an encounter with a biker gang. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)03:26:32 No.857172596 >be me, 7 >live in small desert town a few hours outside of Vegas >local diner is almost always swimming with scary looking bikers >family goes there often because poor >was always scared of the big bearded 243 KB JPG bikers >tried my best to keep my distance >one day at diner, just me and mom >mom leaves me alone to use bathroom >scared a f--- >feel massive hand grab my shoulder and nearly s--- myself Big bearded biker guy takes a seat at my table >"hey kid, I noticed you looked a little scared. Everything ok?" >nervously tell him I'm fine and that my mom is using the bathroom >we start talking about life and I start to loosen up >asks me about school and what I like to do for fun >find out him and his gang are part of BACA (Bikers Against Child Abuse) >we talk for a little longer until my mom gets back >they chat a little and he walks off >as he's walking away he turns to me and says “stay in school buddy" and winks at me >never see him again Thank you for the amazing conversation all those years ago Lamar. Because of your kindness I realized that bikers aren't mean and I ended up graduating high school recently. Hope you're doing good sir.

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: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)01:24:02 No.857163303 >dating girl with b------- and no ass >fantasize about f------ a girl with small t--- and big ass >fast forward >dating a girl with small t--- and a nice ass 232 KB JPG >fantasize about f------ a girl with b------- What's wrong with me. 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)01:26:35 No.857163439 >>857163303 (OP) # Ever tried f------ an underage girl, anon?

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4h · 64214930 PNG · 368KB · (700 × 468) >>64214672 (OP) >in a house l've never seen irl with a girl I never met irl >it was our house we rented together >late at night, just sitting around in the dining room >she was listening to music on my phone while I was just enjoying sitting together silently >my phone rings and she answers >she starts sounding more concerned with each exchange >I heard enough and I was getting angry >walk over, take phone from her and aggressively answer it >after chewing out what was apparently a creepy old lady who got sexual gratification from being berated by strangers, I gave up and ended the call >wordlessly plug her headphones back in and hand it to her, she sees I don't want to discuss it >walk over to look out the window to our back porch, light was flickering like mad and it was so dark I couldn't see past the porch not the most interesting, but l've never felt the sort of passive intimacy and comfort I imagined with that girl I made up

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