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![Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ijxW02cg) ▼Settings Mobile Home 10/06/24(Sun)16:14:44 No.483996584 LIVE MELBOURNE Deanne Carson urged parents to ask permission ( Image: ABC) Expert claims parents should ask babies for permission before changing nappy Sexuality expert Deanne Carson left viewers baffled when she insisted parents should ask permission before changing a baby's nappy to set up a "culture of consent from birth" By Jane Lavender, Associate Editor 07:30, 18 Aug 2023 469 KB PNG >Mom: Do I have your consent to change your diaper? >32 year old 600lbs tendie devouring big baby boy: Yes mummy Anonymous (ID: rEKcbj6P )! >>483996584 (OP) 10/06/24(Sun)16:19:06 No.483997049 the very fact Aussies call it a "nappy" is proof they're failures for the white race Anonymous (ID: sVq601x0) [+] >>483996584 (OP) 10/06/24(Sun)16:23:38 No.483997493 they should also ask for permission before circumcising them](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/919/570/f6f.png "Big on 4chan | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1727623236898852s.jpg (6 KB, 250x165) I hate my subconsciousness Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)01:38:36 No.79028183 [Reply] >be me >khv >>79028207 >she's so nice and kind to me >high school >there is a super cute girl in my class >over time develop a crush on her >cannot stop thinking about her >im not thinking about having sex with her >im thinking about discussing different topics with her and cuddle to sleep together >one day we're put in the same group >im trying my best to be myself and kind to her too >after class >"hey anon" >try to be nice and say "need anything mlady?" >"no... i mean yes...well... you know... i like you, anon..." >stunned >brain.exe is not responding >"if you want we can hang out after classes today..." >theheckisgoingon.gif >cant speak at all >all i was able to do is to nod in agreement >now we're heading towards local cinema while discussing coffee which is made from elephant popoo >she is way cooler than i thought she is >choose random film >dont even try to watch the film, too busy explaining how i see humanity will invent warp engine and travel faster than the speed of light >we discuss ideas on treating cancer and HIV >never knew she was in the same nerdy stuff as me >look at her and jokingly ask "are you even real? hahaha" >"Of course i am!" >she touches my arm >"why would you think so?" she asks >notice that's something is off >tfw i dont feel her touching my hand >look at the screen >tfw its all gibberish >letmetrysomething.jpeg >try to fly >tfw im floating now F---. I thought i'd finally found happiness in life.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/919/362/8b1.png "i feel sorry for him | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous (ID: N88N2iGK) 05/06/17(Sat)22:32:10 No.170514 >be me >browsing reddit >find new subreddit >looks interesting, good amount of subscribers >immediately bombarded with colorful CSS theme >big banner telling me to subscribe >can't vote unless I'm subscribed >top sticky thread is promoting their new discord channel >second sticky thread is about whatever the current discussion theme of the week is >comment sections has AutoModerator auto-stickying a comment to remind people of the rules and to join the discord channel >the textbox for comments has a background reminding people of the rules and to be polite >the downvote button displays a message begging us to not downvote based on opinion, as if anyone actually followed that >can't take it anymore, disable CSS >try to make a post >reminded of the rules again >ask people a general question, should get a discussion going. Looks like a fairly standard thread. >AutoModerator immediately replies >"Sorry /u/Anon, your thread has been removed because it wasn't properly tagged." with more text reminding me of rule number 3b and links to their FAQ page. >Whatever, try to make the thread again with a [Discussion] tagged as suggested. >"You are doing that too much. Try again in 9 minutes" >Wait 9 minutes >Post >AutoMod again. "Hi /u/Anon and thanks for posting, however your thread has been temporarily removed because your account is either too recent or doesn't have enough karma. It has been forwarded to the moderators for review." with more text reminding me about rule 6c >Wait an hour >Get a reply from a moderator >"Sorry /u/Anon, we reviewed your thread and that question has already been asked 6 months ago. Please remember to use the search feature before posting a new thread." with more text reminding me of rule 2a >Tell the moderator that's b------- >Get banned >Message the mods about it saying that one mod was powertripping >Get muted >Decide I'll just lurk then >See the same question I asked on the front page the next day >17k upvotes, 3000 comments, gilded twice](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/569/196/52a.png "Anon is on Reddit | /r/Greentext")
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