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Anon's addiction | /r/Greentext
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![: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 02/02/21 (Tue)19:48:24 No.15514415 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?" >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh..." "Th-this one..." [points to menu] >"Say it." "What?" >"Say. It." "I'd like a... r-....rooty t-tooty...." >"Say it like you mean it." [starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f- fresh n... n fruity...." Why do dining establishments like to humiliate their customers like this?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/404/829/b9e.jpg "Anon hates dinning establishments | /r/Greentext")
![File: luisa-ventura-snirot-blush.jpg (56 KB, 600x600) OO Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat) 17:04:19 No.882131580 [Reply] ► >me, 21 >work on a beach as a lifeguard+beach cleaner >40 yo looking woman comes almost daily >hot as f---. Curvy with a HUGE (but round and firm) ass, thicc legs and wide meaty soles (red nail polish) >she always calls me over for small talk >she always chooses the beach bed that is closer to me >she calls me ,,baby, honey, dear, love etc" >she caught me looking at her multiple times and that makes her giggle >i can't help but get extremely erect around her (she is the hottest woman that i ever saw) i always try to hide it but i see her looking at it (my c---) And grin at me. >overheard her talking to another women, saying that she is divorced. Anons, i think that i am in love. Is her the mommy gf of my dreams? Should i make a move?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/404/791/dca.jpg "\"True love stories never have endings.\" | /r/Greentext")
