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File: faggotreddit.png (11 KB, 400x400) rebbit in a nutshell Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)12:12:52 No.882142160 >you have achieved 100 Thousand reddit karma >here is your complimentary fedora >complimentary diabetes >complimentary acne >complimentary obeseity >complimentary no bitches >complimentary gay p--- >please get to one million reddit karma to get your free reward of anti-touch grass plaque >thank you for f-- posting

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Germanon tells a joke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)01:54:08 No.149805166 A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters." 102 KB JPG The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. "We'll do it." >>149810182 # >>149812455 #

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Anon hates kids | /r/Greentext

58 KB JPG >leave >be me >at vending machines wanting to get something >whatdoiget >theres a kid behind me >hear him say he wants a twix >i see that there are 4 twix left >i buy all 4 twix for myself

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Anon's prophecy foretold | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)07:26:49 No.4235963 >Chillin' >Little frog hops onto chair next to me >Cocks his head >Jumps on me What did he mean by this 07/12/22(Tue)07:28:26 No.4235965 : Anonymous >>4235963 (OP) # You have seven days left to live. Ribbit.

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Anon hates dinning establishments | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 02/02/21 (Tue)19:48:24 No.15514415 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?" >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh..." "Th-this one..." [points to menu] >"Say it." "What?" >"Say. It." "I'd like a... r-....rooty t-tooty...." >"Say it like you mean it." [starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f- fresh n... n fruity...." Why do dining establishments like to humiliate their customers like this?

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If(cringe)=post | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Java Sun Microsystems 15 KB PNG : Anonymous } 12/30/15(Wed)13:20:20 No.52136895 Let's write a Java program, one line per post. public class 4chan { 12/30/15(Wed)13:22:04 No.52136914 >>52137050 # >>52137154 # >>52137176 # >>52137440 # >>52139445 # >>52139611 # >>52139839 # >>52139845 #

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Contingency plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 44 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)04:08:25 No.69430745 >be me >talking to friend that I have known since preschool >tell him that I have a crush on him and have had one for a couple of years >he replies "when desperate times roll around" why? why even live? : Anonymous >>69430745 (OP) # if woman = true: print('t--- or gtfo') else : print('OP is a f-----') 07/16/22(Sat)05:48:49 No.69431279

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anon loves movies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)15:42:13 No.69425827 >>69425580 >work at Italian restaurant >qt black girl starts >super cool, friendly to me but I don't think anything of it >one day she's talking about Neverending Story, I say I've never seen it >offers to bring it over and we can watch it together >clueless.jpeg >really enjoying the movie and glad I made a new friend >then it happened >she gets right up next to me, kisses my neck >realize what her true intentions are >think ok we can make out a little I guess >would like to get to know her be- >she's on my lap >unzips d--- >happens so fast I can't get a word in >she rides me to completion >take her home, she looks pleased >I'm in shock, trying to process what just happened >didn't even finish the movie

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"True love stories never have endings." | /r/Greentext

File: luisa-ventura-snirot-blush.jpg (56 KB, 600x600) OO Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat) 17:04:19 No.882131580 [Reply] ► >me, 21 >work on a beach as a lifeguard+beach cleaner >40 yo looking woman comes almost daily >hot as f---. Curvy with a HUGE (but round and firm) ass, thicc legs and wide meaty soles (red nail polish) >she always calls me over for small talk >she always chooses the beach bed that is closer to me >she calls me ,,baby, honey, dear, love etc" >she caught me looking at her multiple times and that makes her giggle >i can't help but get extremely erect around her (she is the hottest woman that i ever saw) i always try to hide it but i see her looking at it (my c---) And grin at me. >overheard her talking to another women, saying that she is divorced. Anons, i think that i am in love. Is her the mommy gf of my dreams? Should i make a move?

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/v/ discusses Bayonetta 3's new Naive Angel mode | /r/Greentext

7h (7/15 10:25). 605873427 319 Re 51 Img JPG 727KB (1125 × 1196) 82 Replies . Bayonetta 3 on Switch will include an optional "put on more clothes" mode "Naive Angel Mode" designed for "play right in the living room" around children. by Kyle Orland - Jul 13, 2022 12:37pm EST Login to bookmark Naive Angel Mode OFF 7h (7/15 10:26) · 605873518 11 Replies 104 >>605873427 (OP) >NA Mode kek ON Optional censorship How do we feel about this? Personally I think it's probably the best compromise we can get with lewd games going forward. : :

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ANON IS SAD | /r/Greentext

582.jpg, 154KiB, 1600x1064 Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2022 19:18:46 No.69400428 View >Be me >Cafeteria at work has actual chefs and s--- making me tendies >Specials are always really good, straganoff, gumbo, street style tacos, spaghetti with homemade pasta and meat balls, eggs benedict >Fast foward to 2022 >"Food shortages and s---" yeah whatever, shut up >Special at work is just a boring salad >Wherels The Gumbo.wav >Whatever, tomorrow's special will be good >Tomorrow's special is just tater tots with liquid cheese and some stinky ground beef >Are You FuckingJoking.gif >Next day it's salad with rice >WhoPuts Rice OnASalad.pdf >For 2 months is just been salad and tater tots Should I kill myself I miss my short rib stroganoff gamers

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Anon doesn't seem to hold a high opinion about plebbitors | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)06:55:42 No.859101533 Jobn't ... 12 Awards 42.8k FFDBC823-AA78-49CF-97F5-21AFCC78FFE2.jpg 52 KB JPG >oh boy time to buy gold to tell a fellow Redditor that he did a goodthink

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Riddle me this Anon. | /r/Greentext

$: Anonymous 44 KB JPG : Anonymous 84 KB JPG I'm loud and obnoxious I like music that rhymes I'm a fraction of the population But i commit half the crimes 07/16/22(Sat)01:52:21 No.69430998 Who am i? : Anonymous >>69430998 (OP) # his cellmates kek >>69430998 (OP) # Clearly not somebody who Lanzamaxxes. : Anonymous >>69430998 (OP) # What is a jew? 07/16/22(Sat)01:52:52 No.69431001 07/16/22(Sat)01:57:16 No.69431023 07/16/22(Sat)02:01:18 No.69431045$

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