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: Anonymous >spent a half hour f------ myself with a big fat 8 inch dildo >various positions, doggy style, riding, missionary etc >by the time i'm finished i'm all slimy and covered in lube >sweating and panting, shivering and shaking >slumped over, collapsed on a wet towel on the bathroom floor 319 KB PNG >feeling like a pile of used f------- >spend another half hour sitting in the shower recovering My knees are still shaking and I keep farting out lube. I would do this every single day if I could. : Anonymous >>39607381 # 09/08/17(Fri)13:29:45 No.39607161 >parents are out of town for the weekend >finally have some privacy and the house to myself : Anonymous 73 KB PNG >>39607257 # 09/08/17(Fri)13:31:24 No.39607194 09/08/17 (Fri)13:32:03 No.39607209 Are you a guy or a girl? I need to know if I can beat my meat to this

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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