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06/08/22(Wed)03:44:51 No.879726083 >be me >stop smoking weed after years of smoking almost every day >feel really good and optimistic about everything once I am fully sober 79 KB JPG >smoke weed after not smoking for a while >instantly get depressed and feel insignificant in this big world we live in What the f---? I thought weed was supposed to make you happy. Now I don't even want to smoke again, I hate feeling like this. Anonymous Then do a real drug like crack or meth Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)03:46:38 No.879726131

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)09:42:13 No.879736168 Bomb survival stories? >be me, 16 >american but brown skinned >live with dad >move to middle east because dad's job 75 KB JPG >act muslim to be accepted >riding bus to brown people school >someone stands up and yells in islamic speak >boom.exe >explosion makes me fade in and out >darkness then people yelling and paramedics >suddenly feel warm and floaty >surrounded by white light >dozens of women appear >deep echoing voice >"anon, your gift" >mfw muslim is the right religion >walk towards women >white light starts fading out >random ceiling fades in >glance around and see medical people >"alright, we got him back, keep an eye on his vitals" See ya later virgins

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Anonymous | 804835787 15.7 kB JPG 3 min. ago >be born >one shot at life >live in sweden >so far so good >parents name you svenjamin and thats where it goes to s--- REPLY

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: Anonymous 14 KB PNG 2 Replies 06/08/22(Wed)02:34:58 No.68960830 >noooooooo you can't divide by zero because... because you cant okay? View Thread 06/08/22(Wed)02:57:53 No.68960935 06/08/22(Wed)02:58:35 No.68960943 : Anonymous >>68960830 (OP) # but dividing numbers by 0 wouldn't do anything : Anonymous I divided by zero last week still can't find where my d--- went

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 : Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 06/08/22(Wed)10:53:31 No.68963718 Here's my plan to break up with my practice gf >gradually respond more slowly to her messages (she's starting to slow down responding to mine too) 171 KB JPG >go from 5 mins to 30 mins to an hour to a few hours then to a day or more >at the same time turn the conversation dull and meaningless >after about a week of this when her feelings for me are at their lowest, I do something off putting like post my hairy legs >she loses even more feelings >I say I don't want kids in the future or something incompatible with her >when she's already thinking of leaving, I suggest we get married >she will recoil and come up with reasons as to why we shouldn't >I use them to amicably separate and become friends What do you guys think? Will this work? : Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)10:57:11 No.68963753 Here's how you can turn 25 steps into 1 >Look I'm not feeling this anymore. I do not care to explain why or wish to fix things. I'm ending things here good luck. 20

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02/09/21 (Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 : Anonymous > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy 356 KB JPG > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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Anonymous 09/19/21(Sun)22:21:19 No.16719290 >>16716981 (OP) # >went on date with girl I had recently met >she wants to go to Texas Roadhouse 76 KB JPG >take her there >she tells me it's her birthday tomorrow >i figured they bring cake or something for birthdays, so i tipped off the wait staff >things aren't going that well, not really feeling her >get up to go to bathroom to think over exit strategy >walk out and begin to walk towards table when i see conga-line of staff pushing over wooden horse and saddle device towards table while clapping >way too awkward to go back now, make break for exit >my last sight of her is through the window, sitting alone on saddle with a cowboy hat while wait staff sing her happy birthday >she had to pay the bill >blocked her number in advance

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06/07/22(Tue)13:51:52 No.879694889 Blacks and Whites have been having sex since slavery times. Why are you people so sensitive about it now? Don't let the Jews control the way you think. : Anonymous 203 KB PNG https://youtu.be/7PLhVeX0_Yg?t=30 [Open] 33 Replies/15 Images View Thread

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20jsw Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)14:43:19 No.68951966 >finally get job interview >nail every question >prove i had relevant experience in every facet >feel like it went smoothly >application denied >ask them why >eventually they admit it >"you just didn't seem enthusiastic enough, champ"

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