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Anonymous 68 KB JPG 05/29/21 (Sat)11:12:56 No.145829282 >Be me. >Study German. >The German for Island is "Insel." >Britischen Inseln >Philippinen Insel. >Mfw I live in an Incel country.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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02/09/21 (Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 : Anonymous > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy 356 KB JPG > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/19/21(Sun)22:21:19 No.16719290 >>16716981 (OP) # >went on date with girl I had recently met >she wants to go to Texas Roadhouse 76 KB JPG >take her there >she tells me it's her birthday tomorrow >i figured they bring cake or something for birthdays, so i tipped off the wait staff >things aren't going that well, not really feeling her >get up to go to bathroom to think over exit strategy >walk out and begin to walk towards table when i see conga-line of staff pushing over wooden horse and saddle device towards table while clapping >way too awkward to go back now, make break for exit >my last sight of her is through the window, sitting alone on saddle with a cowboy hat while wait staff sing her happy birthday >she had to pay the bill >blocked her number in advance

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Anon is progressive in some ways, but not in others | /r/Greentext

06/07/22(Tue)13:51:52 No.879694889 Blacks and Whites have been having sex since slavery times. Why are you people so sensitive about it now? Don't let the Jews control the way you think. : Anonymous 203 KB PNG https://youtu.be/7PLhVeX0_Yg?t=30 [Open] 33 Replies/15 Images View Thread

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Anon can't find a job | /r/Greentext

20jsw Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)14:43:19 No.68951966 >finally get job interview >nail every question >prove i had relevant experience in every facet >feel like it went smoothly >application denied >ask them why >eventually they admit it >"you just didn't seem enthusiastic enough, champ"

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Anon is a boomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue) 10:08:19 No.53656767 >be boomer >cooking steak on the grill >using spare college degrees to fuel fire CRISTAL >smells like when we used to napalm the g---- >flip steak 100 KB JPG >top side of steak is branded with Ronald Reagan's face >I can feel the patriotism coursing through my veins >pick up bottle of steak sauce >bottle is empty These damn millennials are f------ us in the ass.

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anon despises wisdom teeth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)23:15:39 No.879715431 >be "wisdom tooth" >ironically the most retarded tooth in mouth >so f------ stupid and bad at growing that nine out of every ten patients have at least one impacted wisdom tooth 5 KB JPG >can cause life threatening infections because i'm a bit quirky >hurt like f--- for no reason >did i do that sowwy teehee

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Anon is ruined beyond repair. | /r/Greentext

05/02/19(Thu)09:49:59 No.52223965 1506610241340.png 36 KB PNG >maybe another day of m----------- and video games will improve my life : Anonymous

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Anon has serial killer energy | /r/Greentext

06/08/22(Wed) 09:39:51 No.68959346 : Anonymous >be me wagecuck >new co worker comes in last week >8/10 qt 3.14 >act socially and not anything romantic because don't bite the hand that feeds you and whatnot 37 KB JPG >making small talk yesterday >she tells me I have serial killer energy >joke and say she'd better watch her back then >she's been avoiding me like the plague since >boss mentioned he wanted to talk to me privately tomorrow He's pretty cool so he'd understand it's a joke but who knows. I've seen him with his wife and he's pussywhipped so it can go either way. Wish me luck bros

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Anonymous (ID: hxwH5zd+ 3 F Transgender woman Ashley Hallstrom wrote in her Facebook post: 61 KB JPG >From a very young age I was told that people like me are freaks and abominations, that we are sick in the head and society hates us >This made me hate who I was. I tried so hard to be just like everyone else but this isn't something you can change. I can't stand to live another day, so I'm committing suicide. Soon after Ashley walked into traffic and was fatally hit by a dump truck. You caused this, /pol/. How can you possibly find this funny? Anonymous (ID: uP9c9V3N) 01/03/22(Mon)14:01:14 No.354828695 Now post a pic of her from before she got hit by the truck >>354828826 # >>354828908 # >>354828992 # >>354829381 # >>354829530 # >>354829532 # >>354829762 # >>354830540 # >>354830753 # >>354831060 # >>354831260 # >>354831512 # >>354831851 # >>354832566 # >>354833075 # >>354833206 # >>354833354 # >>354833381 # >>354833383 # >>354833402 # >>354833586 # >>354835042 # >>354837971 # >>354838187 # 01/03/22(Mon)14:00:02 No.354828534

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: Anonymous 148 KB JPG : Anonymous 268 KB PNG : Anonymous 28 KB JPG 06/07/22(Tue)02:41:16 No.68942321 06/07/22(Tue)03:39:02 No.68943046 >didn't learn anything I can make a career out of 06/07/22(Tue)06:54:18 No.68945138 >didnt learn to code >didnt learn to love

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Anonymous 8:00 AM - Rise 8:02 AM - Clog toilet 8:04 AM - Post pic of clogged toilet 8:05 AM - Get zero likes 8:07 AM - Commit suicide

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Semantics matter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/08/11(Fri)23:27 No. 101810288 File 1310182044.jpg-(32 KB, 335x473, Raven.jpg) The person in the image is called Raven. He uses a bow in combat most of the time. Can someone draw me a picture of him and Link standing next to each other getting ready to fire a bow at an enemy? The enemy can be whatever you want. AR Anonymous 07/08/11(Fri)23:30 No. 101810652Ⓒ File1310182221.jpg-(9 KB, 252x159, 1270125005776.jpg) >>101810288 >Fire a bow at an enemy. S---. I meant to say "fire an arrow."

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