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02/09/21 (Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 : Anonymous > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy 356 KB JPG > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/19/21(Sun)22:21:19 No.16719290 >>16716981 (OP) # >went on date with girl I had recently met >she wants to go to Texas Roadhouse 76 KB JPG >take her there >she tells me it's her birthday tomorrow >i figured they bring cake or something for birthdays, so i tipped off the wait staff >things aren't going that well, not really feeling her >get up to go to bathroom to think over exit strategy >walk out and begin to walk towards table when i see conga-line of staff pushing over wooden horse and saddle device towards table while clapping >way too awkward to go back now, make break for exit >my last sight of her is through the window, sitting alone on saddle with a cowboy hat while wait staff sing her happy birthday >she had to pay the bill >blocked her number in advance

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Anon is progressive in some ways, but not in others | /r/Greentext

06/07/22(Tue)13:51:52 No.879694889 Blacks and Whites have been having sex since slavery times. Why are you people so sensitive about it now? Don't let the Jews control the way you think. : Anonymous 203 KB PNG https://youtu.be/7PLhVeX0_Yg?t=30 [Open] 33 Replies/15 Images View Thread

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Anon can't find a job | /r/Greentext

20jsw Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)14:43:19 No.68951966 >finally get job interview >nail every question >prove i had relevant experience in every facet >feel like it went smoothly >application denied >ask them why >eventually they admit it >"you just didn't seem enthusiastic enough, champ"

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Anon is a boomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue) 10:08:19 No.53656767 >be boomer >cooking steak on the grill >using spare college degrees to fuel fire CRISTAL >smells like when we used to napalm the g---- >flip steak 100 KB JPG >top side of steak is branded with Ronald Reagan's face >I can feel the patriotism coursing through my veins >pick up bottle of steak sauce >bottle is empty These damn millennials are f------ us in the ass.

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anon despises wisdom teeth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)23:15:39 No.879715431 >be "wisdom tooth" >ironically the most retarded tooth in mouth >so f------ stupid and bad at growing that nine out of every ten patients have at least one impacted wisdom tooth 5 KB JPG >can cause life threatening infections because i'm a bit quirky >hurt like f--- for no reason >did i do that sowwy teehee

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Anon is ruined beyond repair. | /r/Greentext

05/02/19(Thu)09:49:59 No.52223965 1506610241340.png 36 KB PNG >maybe another day of m----------- and video games will improve my life : Anonymous

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Anon has serial killer energy | /r/Greentext

06/08/22(Wed) 09:39:51 No.68959346 : Anonymous >be me wagecuck >new co worker comes in last week >8/10 qt 3.14 >act socially and not anything romantic because don't bite the hand that feeds you and whatnot 37 KB JPG >making small talk yesterday >she tells me I have serial killer energy >joke and say she'd better watch her back then >she's been avoiding me like the plague since >boss mentioned he wanted to talk to me privately tomorrow He's pretty cool so he'd understand it's a joke but who knows. I've seen him with his wife and he's pussywhipped so it can go either way. Wish me luck bros

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Anon wants a before picture | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: hxwH5zd+ 3 F Transgender woman Ashley Hallstrom wrote in her Facebook post: 61 KB JPG >From a very young age I was told that people like me are freaks and abominations, that we are sick in the head and society hates us >This made me hate who I was. I tried so hard to be just like everyone else but this isn't something you can change. I can't stand to live another day, so I'm committing suicide. Soon after Ashley walked into traffic and was fatally hit by a dump truck. You caused this, /pol/. How can you possibly find this funny? Anonymous (ID: uP9c9V3N) 01/03/22(Mon)14:01:14 No.354828695 Now post a pic of her from before she got hit by the truck >>354828826 # >>354828908 # >>354828992 # >>354829381 # >>354829530 # >>354829532 # >>354829762 # >>354830540 # >>354830753 # >>354831060 # >>354831260 # >>354831512 # >>354831851 # >>354832566 # >>354833075 # >>354833206 # >>354833354 # >>354833381 # >>354833383 # >>354833402 # >>354833586 # >>354835042 # >>354837971 # >>354838187 # 01/03/22(Mon)14:00:02 No.354828534

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anons trolled themselves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 148 KB JPG : Anonymous 268 KB PNG : Anonymous 28 KB JPG 06/07/22(Tue)02:41:16 No.68942321 06/07/22(Tue)03:39:02 No.68943046 >didn't learn anything I can make a career out of 06/07/22(Tue)06:54:18 No.68945138 >didnt learn to code >didnt learn to love

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Anon's daily routine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8:00 AM - Rise 8:02 AM - Clog toilet 8:04 AM - Post pic of clogged toilet 8:05 AM - Get zero likes 8:07 AM - Commit suicide

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Semantics matter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/08/11(Fri)23:27 No. 101810288 File 1310182044.jpg-(32 KB, 335x473, Raven.jpg) The person in the image is called Raven. He uses a bow in combat most of the time. Can someone draw me a picture of him and Link standing next to each other getting ready to fire a bow at an enemy? The enemy can be whatever you want. AR Anonymous 07/08/11(Fri)23:30 No. 101810652Ⓒ File1310182221.jpg-(9 KB, 252x159, 1270125005776.jpg) >>101810288 >Fire a bow at an enemy. S---. I meant to say "fire an arrow."

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Anon's gf regresses in age | /r/Greentext

06/08/22(Wed)04:31:04 No.68956028 Feel uncomfy too much if this happens. But I wanted to write this to explain why being Silene after I kiss you I Start Remember, It's not your fault, don't feel bad. I was trying to show that I like REALLY убит in a way I think you'd understand : Anonymous If you're reading this then that means I Proced you and to my body activated a truama response. This does not mean I don't like you or anything. like that. So, seeing this means ive age regressed about 3-6 yrs old. I'll most likley be non. verbal out of fear of rejection from you. All I ask is that you understand that I tried to you much I actually like you. I also ask that you be gentle and patient, with me. I will probably become very clingy and Physially needy (Not Sexval) I hope you don't Show how 12,5 in head non- verbal tank for Under- 2tanding (it Means Cof) need milk & green dont hate me Pla test.jpg 1.46 MB JPG >gf started crying after sex >handed me this note >pretends to be a toddler for the rest of the night >spills her sippy cup of juice on my bed >burned herself on a candle and started crying cuz she poked it when I wasnt watching What the HECK is up with women? Should I be concerned or is this just a whamman moment? I have autism and have never had a gf before so idk if im just being a party pooper or if this s--- is really weird?

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02/09/21 (Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 : Anonymous > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy 356 KB JPG > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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