Anon just activated my trap card | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

02/09/21 (Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 : Anonymous > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy 356 KB JPG > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 09/19/21(Sun)22:21:19 No.16719290 >>16716981 (OP) # >went on date with girl I had recently met >she wants to go to Texas Roadhouse 76 KB JPG >take her there >she tells me it's her birthday tomorrow >i figured they bring cake or something for birthdays, so i tipped off the wait staff >things aren't going that well, not really feeling her >get up to go to bathroom to think over exit strategy >walk out and begin to walk towards table when i see conga-line of staff pushing over wooden horse and saddle device towards table while clapping >way too awkward to go back now, make break for exit >my last sight of her is through the window, sitting alone on saddle with a cowboy hat while wait staff sing her happy birthday >she had to pay the bill >blocked her number in advance

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06/07/22(Tue)13:51:52 No.879694889 Blacks and Whites have been having sex since slavery times. Why are you people so sensitive about it now? Don't let the Jews control the way you think. : Anonymous 203 KB PNG https://youtu.be/7PLhVeX0_Yg?t=30 [Open] 33 Replies/15 Images View Thread

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Anon can't find a job | /r/Greentext

20jsw Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)14:43:19 No.68951966 >finally get job interview >nail every question >prove i had relevant experience in every facet >feel like it went smoothly >application denied >ask them why >eventually they admit it >"you just didn't seem enthusiastic enough, champ"

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: Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue) 10:08:19 No.53656767 >be boomer >cooking steak on the grill >using spare college degrees to fuel fire CRISTAL >smells like when we used to napalm the g---- >flip steak 100 KB JPG >top side of steak is branded with Ronald Reagan's face >I can feel the patriotism coursing through my veins >pick up bottle of steak sauce >bottle is empty These damn millennials are f------ us in the ass.

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anon despises wisdom teeth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)23:15:39 No.879715431 >be "wisdom tooth" >ironically the most retarded tooth in mouth >so f------ stupid and bad at growing that nine out of every ten patients have at least one impacted wisdom tooth 5 KB JPG >can cause life threatening infections because i'm a bit quirky >hurt like f--- for no reason >did i do that sowwy teehee

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05/02/19(Thu)09:49:59 No.52223965 1506610241340.png 36 KB PNG >maybe another day of m----------- and video games will improve my life : Anonymous

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Anon has serial killer energy | /r/Greentext

06/08/22(Wed) 09:39:51 No.68959346 : Anonymous >be me wagecuck >new co worker comes in last week >8/10 qt 3.14 >act socially and not anything romantic because don't bite the hand that feeds you and whatnot 37 KB JPG >making small talk yesterday >she tells me I have serial killer energy >joke and say she'd better watch her back then >she's been avoiding me like the plague since >boss mentioned he wanted to talk to me privately tomorrow He's pretty cool so he'd understand it's a joke but who knows. I've seen him with his wife and he's pussywhipped so it can go either way. Wish me luck bros

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Anon wants a before picture | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: hxwH5zd+ 3 F Transgender woman Ashley Hallstrom wrote in her Facebook post: 61 KB JPG >From a very young age I was told that people like me are freaks and abominations, that we are sick in the head and society hates us >This made me hate who I was. I tried so hard to be just like everyone else but this isn't something you can change. I can't stand to live another day, so I'm committing suicide. Soon after Ashley walked into traffic and was fatally hit by a dump truck. You caused this, /pol/. How can you possibly find this funny? Anonymous (ID: uP9c9V3N) 01/03/22(Mon)14:01:14 No.354828695 Now post a pic of her from before she got hit by the truck >>354828826 # >>354828908 # >>354828992 # >>354829381 # >>354829530 # >>354829532 # >>354829762 # >>354830540 # >>354830753 # >>354831060 # >>354831260 # >>354831512 # >>354831851 # >>354832566 # >>354833075 # >>354833206 # >>354833354 # >>354833381 # >>354833383 # >>354833402 # >>354833586 # >>354835042 # >>354837971 # >>354838187 # 01/03/22(Mon)14:00:02 No.354828534

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: Anonymous 148 KB JPG : Anonymous 268 KB PNG : Anonymous 28 KB JPG 06/07/22(Tue)02:41:16 No.68942321 06/07/22(Tue)03:39:02 No.68943046 >didn't learn anything I can make a career out of 06/07/22(Tue)06:54:18 No.68945138 >didnt learn to code >didnt learn to love

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Anonymous 8:00 AM - Rise 8:02 AM - Clog toilet 8:04 AM - Post pic of clogged toilet 8:05 AM - Get zero likes 8:07 AM - Commit suicide

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Semantics matter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/08/11(Fri)23:27 No. 101810288 File 1310182044.jpg-(32 KB, 335x473, Raven.jpg) The person in the image is called Raven. He uses a bow in combat most of the time. Can someone draw me a picture of him and Link standing next to each other getting ready to fire a bow at an enemy? The enemy can be whatever you want. AR Anonymous 07/08/11(Fri)23:30 No. 101810652Ⓒ File1310182221.jpg-(9 KB, 252x159, 1270125005776.jpg) >>101810288 >Fire a bow at an enemy. S---. I meant to say "fire an arrow."

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Anon's gf regresses in age | /r/Greentext

06/08/22(Wed)04:31:04 No.68956028 Feel uncomfy too much if this happens. But I wanted to write this to explain why being Silene after I kiss you I Start Remember, It's not your fault, don't feel bad. I was trying to show that I like REALLY убит in a way I think you'd understand : Anonymous If you're reading this then that means I Proced you and to my body activated a truama response. This does not mean I don't like you or anything. like that. So, seeing this means ive age regressed about 3-6 yrs old. I'll most likley be non. verbal out of fear of rejection from you. All I ask is that you understand that I tried to you much I actually like you. I also ask that you be gentle and patient, with me. I will probably become very clingy and Physially needy (Not Sexval) I hope you don't Show how 12,5 in head non- verbal tank for Under- 2tanding (it Means Cof) need milk & green dont hate me Pla test.jpg 1.46 MB JPG >gf started crying after sex >handed me this note >pretends to be a toddler for the rest of the night >spills her sippy cup of juice on my bed >burned herself on a candle and started crying cuz she poked it when I wasnt watching What the HECK is up with women? Should I be concerned or is this just a whamman moment? I have autism and have never had a gf before so idk if im just being a party pooper or if this s--- is really weird?

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