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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 30 KB JPG : Anonymous >>64657432 # : Anonymous >>64657082 (OP) # Of course. If you drop a pebble onto jello it sits on top. If you drop a brick it falls right through. >>64657345 # : Anonymous 1.41 MB JPG 07/21/21 (Wed)09:29:27 No.64657082 >big poop comes out easily >small poop takes more time and effort how????? do people really believe this is normal??? it makes no sense 07/21/21 (Wed)09:44:16 No.64657251 07/21/21 (Wed)09:49:34 No.64657311 07/21/21 (Wed)09:51:47 No.64657345 >>64657311 # the wise man has spoken the truth

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Anon is wise in the ways of science | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/22(Sun)22:26:40 No.68830688 >Girlfriend stop hanging out with me early because she wants to go home to take a poop >Confront her about it one day, telling her it's OK to use my bathroom to poop 17 KB PNG >She says she's too embarrassed about the possibility of stinking up my apartment. >Tell her just flush the minute poops hits the bowl, and there will be pretty much no smell. That the only reason bathrooms stink up is because people leave their poop in the bowl while they sit there or get up to wipe. >This is a huge revelation to her. She tries it out, and is amazed. Apparently I am the poop savior now. Women are silly.

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Anon wants to be left alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/22(Tue)18:26:29 No.876184042 Lawn-Mower-201709-004.jpg 411 KB JPG >be me >be white >have job in landscaping for multiple HOAS >work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English >white lady comes up to me "OH thank God, someone who speaks English" >start speaking back to her in Dutch

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Anons way of defending himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/22 (Fri)22:17:49 No.877644062 Black supremacists have seized control of your city. They are going door to door, executing all white men and r----- the white females. How do you defend yourself? 205 KB JPG 16 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/06/22 (Fri)22:47:15 No.877645672 >>877644062 (OP) # by screaming and shouting "OH I HOPE A BLACK MAN WITH A BIG B--------- DOESN'T HOLD ME DOWN AND R--- ME"

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anon wants frens | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB JPG 05/29/22(Sun)18:05:50 No.879114347 >be me >f----- >be you >also f----- frens?

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Static hierarchy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/22(Sun)14:15:08 No.68829925 >be a loser in highschool >get bullied by a typical american movie bully >not a single day goes by without being stolen lunch money or kicked in the ass 8 KB JPG >can't fight back because of manlet reasons >best I can do is hoping karma will get him or he gets cancer and dies an agony death >fast forward 8 years >quit a job recently, find a new place >stumble upon a company >president Mr.Bully the ass kicker >h-------- it's him >tfw he inherited his dad's company >tfw he's a millionaire >tfw he's still fit af and doesn't have cancer >meanwhile I'm still a $15/hr wagie dear Christian if there is god then explain this

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Anonymous 05/09/18 (Wed)08:26:39 No.45260623 I have birthday today. It's the saddest, the most depressing, the loneliest birthday I've ever had to this point. The only person that has wished me a happy birthday is my sister. No online friends nothing. Planned on having huge m----------- session with a prostate massager and it didn't come on time. I have huge anxiety and I'm running out of valerian. What should I do :( 75 KB PNG 19 Replies / 5 Images View Thread Anonymous 05/09/18 (Wed)10:47:25 No.45262866 hop borthday from al qaeda 15 KB JPG

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Anon is disillusioned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/22(Sun)21:26:31 No.879125985 >be me >23 year old man >I have a bachelor's degree Looking for a job >I can't get a job despite applying to anything I can find 67 KB JPG >could only get jobs working at FedEx, Cheesecake Factory, and Sbarro >still living with my parents >parents keep asking me when I'll get a job >dad thinks I need to attend graduate school and get a master's degree >I'd still be jobless with a master's degree and 100,000 dollars in student-loan debt >they think I'm not trying hard enough >reality is I don't know what to do anymore >feel jaded >waste my days jacking off and watching TV At least I didn't have to take out any loans. At this point I'm genuinely considering a trade-school. Maybe become a mechanic. What the hell is the point in any of this? At this point I just want to give up and reject society and become a f------ bum. Everything feels like a joke to me now and I hate it.

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America vs Europe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/12/22(Thu)21:17:51 No.598741725 # >>598740946 compared to anyone America: >financial capital of the world >best food in the world >most powerful country on Earth >saved the world twice >the smartest and most attractive people from every other country decide to live here instead Europe: >some stinky old buildings >le napoleon (literally) >stupid languages, everybody has to learn english to actually communicate anyway >"we stored this cheese in a cave and injected it with mold until it started to smell like rotten feet, Americans will never have haute cuisine like this" >healthcare so s--- they literally give it away for free >>598742287 # >>598742409 # >>598742775 # : Anonymous 05/12/22(Thu)21:21:04 No.598742031 >>598742774 # : Anonymous 05/12/22(Thu)21:24:01 No.598742287 >>598741725 # the c-------- shop down the street from my house is older than your country and you think you get a seat at the table to talk about history and culture 149 KB JPG >>598742606 #

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I seriously doubt orthopedic surgeons are hanging out on 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/23/18(Fri)10:10:38 No.43412282 > be me 13 years old > grew up in a f----- up home with manipulative and abusive parents > older brother quits his study in the midst of getting a PhD to get me and my little sister out of the house 38 KB JPG > living with him >haven't been happier in my life > practically saved our life > he forces me to keep my attention at school to accomplish something in my life, something he sacrificed for us > 2 years go by > he got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer > he never lost hope and always walked around with a smile > dies > 14 years of school and many degrees later > mfw I'm a certified orthopedic surgeon and I'd probably have killed myself if he wasn't there for us > i will never forget you bro

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Anon is a Cop From Uvalde Texas | /r/Greentext

>Be me, badass cop. UVALES >There's a school shooting. >Put on all of my tactical gear. Rush to the scene Meet Our S.W.A.T. Team >Gunshots from inside the school. 161 KB JPG >Kids inside the school calling 911 for help >Establish a perimeter. Parents begging us to storm the school and save their children >Tell them it is not a safe environment, police officers could get shot >Kids keep calling 911 for help >Parents get rowdy. Start screaming and trying to rush the school themselves >ITS LAW ENFORCEMENT TIME >Start screaming at parents to back up >This one guy tries rescue his kid, so I tased him >Had to handcuff a few parents for their own protection. >Good thing I got all that tactical gear. >Police Chief releases a statement that they are thankful that no officers sustained life threatening injuries >MFW everyone is mad at us. >What happened to blue lives matter?

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Anon gets a kiss | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 20 KB JPG 16 Replies / 4 Images : Anonymous >>63252295 (OP) # nice, you are now part of the majority of people who have herpes 04/17/21 (Sat)03:43:40 No.63252295 >kiss my first girl >get a pimple on my lips a week later >it hurts when I lick it View Thread 04/17/21 (Sat)06:46:17 No.63253675

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