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>be a hydrogen atom >Form a star >Star explodes >Float around >Help form another star >Star explodes >Float.jpg >Third Time Is The Charm >Finally get fused into helium with 3 of my hydrogen bros >Become Photon >Bounce around the star for 10 MILLION YEARS >Glorious escape! >I'm going towards a rocky planet close to this star >By some miracle strike a chlorophyll in an algae >Become sugar! >The algae dies, floats to the bottom of the ocean >Accumulate.jpg >Sink into the ground, compressed from above, heated from below >Become crude oil >500 million years pass >Be pumped to surface >Be oxidized >Energy heats water >Steam spins a turbine >Become electricity >Move lithium ions to anode >Energy is released >Travel through a complex network of gates >Cause LED to release a single photon >It's furry p---

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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New Ethics Question: Sexbots- Should They Be Legal? | /r/Greentext

AI sex robots will turn down steamy encounters 'if they're not in the mood' or are being treated with disrespect, claims inventor By Phoebe Weston For Mailonline 11:20 BST 18 Jun 2018, updated 12:17 BST 18 Jun 2018 anti_rape_sex_robots.png 161 KB PNG 195 Replies / 50 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/20/18(Wed)15:12:41 No.421221503 >Make sex robots >Make them like normal woman If I wanted to suffer I would go with a human you f------ mongoloids.

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Anon skips the filler | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The school parts of Bleach are(...) >watch Bleach >skip past all of the action / story stuff >exclusively watch the slice-of-life school parts with Ichigo and his friends 33 KB JPG >don't bother with any of the supernatural ghost hunting business 04/02/22(Sat)20:28:53 No.236144851

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: Anonymous 07/18/21 (Sun)06:53:11 No.64616362 >Be Coomer >Randomly get horny and fap to Hentai whenever I'm alone. >Realize this is a giant waste of my sperm. 27 KB JPG >Get depressed after making the coom. >Suddenly remember Sperm Banks are a thing >The very next week i go to the bank of coom >Nervous because this place is literally a building where people congregate to fap and mildly grossed out sitting in waiting room. >I sign some docs, be shown to a private room, and told by nurse helper lady to commence the coom. >i literally did not fap for one whole week prior to this. >pull out phone, load up fav pics & video clips of Yukiko Minase & Hiroko Takashiro from Bible Black. >The coom commences. >Blow giant load into cup. >Walk out, get paid $150. I now make $1,500 a week, why the f--- are you staying home wasting your life away?

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Arby's Arby's is adding a hamburger to its menu for the first time ever . ST It's a Southern Thing 4h Adobe_20220523_145924.jpg 115 KB JPG >we're in the end times :

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: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)17:42:04 No.24602366 Anyone else /cummaxxing/? >Construct my diet exclusively around making my c-- taste as thick and delicious as possible >Max out on high-fructose fruits; chug down pineapple, blueberries, plums, kiwis etc. regularly 144 KB JPG >Cut out caffeine, drink only decaf Chai lattes with almond milk >No meat, no dairy, going practically vegan to remove seminal unpleasantries >No smoking, no alcohol, as both could damage the pure taste >Frequent doses of Zinc supplements for maximum load size and thickness With any luck my seminal fluids will within weeks become the sticky white ambrosia of the gods. Girls, femboys, and c------ twinks will come from miles around just for the chance to drink from my fountain of youth.

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Anonymous No.643300058 1 minute ago >Be me >Best friend and I move into a house together >Neither of us have GFs >F--- each other because it's better than masturbating >Decide to get married for tax benefits >Adopt a kid to be our little bro >One day while we f--- our balls touch >He doesnt stop and say "no h---" Am I married to a f-----? How do I tell our son?

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132 KB PNG >sitting on toilet >lay two massive logs >"there's no way this is gonna go down" >flush >toilet takes it like a boss I love my toilet

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