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: Anonymous Itt post /a/ characters Anonymous beatin(...) The sillier the better 10/15/19(Tue)11:32:02 No.110730988 SEEMS YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT THAT "S" STANDS FOR ON YOUR SUIT. DO YOU NEED ME TO REMIND YOU? NO PLEASE I HAVEN'T, IT STANDS FOR SASUKE, JUST DON'T HURT ME ANYMORE.I'LL DO ANYTHING, DON'T UNLEASH YOUR WRATH AGAINST ME! Sasukevssupes.jpg 332 KB JPG 10/15/19(Tue)11:33:53 No.110731015 >>110730988 (OP) # I really f------ love this picture, because back in the day my girlfriend hated Sasuke and said that she'll peg me each time I show her this pic. Thankfully I only showed it to her once before she was winning to do it nearly anytime. So everyday I can thank superman and Sasuke for my girlfriend goin' balls deep inside my prostate. 51 KB PNG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: 1526024078213.jpg (14 KB, 501x501) Anonymous 05/12/18(Sat)12:58:08 No.768377218 [Reply] >birthday yesterday >have to work 12-9pm >be meat clerk and it's a big sale day so it's gonna be busy >mom sys she didn't get anything for birthday because too old for kid stuff like that >turning 19 >go to work >get yelled at buy customers because new manager didn't order the thing that is on sale >be in bad mood until lunch >>768377320 >buy $5 scratcher >win $150.jpg >now in good mood >come back from lunch and co worker bought a tiny cupcake to share from bakery >now in better mood >finish cleaning and setting up for tomorrow early so head home >get home and there's gifts on the table >deathgrips shirt and a collecters hp lovecraft book >have one of the best birthdays in a long time

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File: urine deflector.png (442 KB, 615x410) Anonymous 08/20/23 (Sun)18:12:03 No.186317927 >>186317957 >>186318014 >>186318465 >>186323033 The piss wall, a tourtist attraction in Britain.

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: Anonymous 46 KB JPG 06/15/23(Thu)00:52:54 No.900959276 >recently asked a cute waitress out >we had been chatting here and there for a few weeks, thought we had a good thing going >she apologizes and says she had a bf >i tell her no worries, her bf is a lucky guy >ask if we can still be friends and she smiles and says of course >i leave restaurant >pay a homeless man $50 to let me beat him up for 10 minutes >feel better

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Anonymous 9 minutes ago imfatandugly.png (306.1 KB, 974x925) 1 REPLY 904827030 >Be me >Fat as hell >Be ugliest person alive >Incredibly dumb, only 75 IQ >Worst personality, no sense of humor >Ugly sounding voice, every time I talk people always ask me to repeat myself >Smallest d---. It's the same size as the day I was born. It literally never grew >Only 5'5" >Literally no talents or skills, worst at everything I attempt >Get made fun of by everyone What did I do in my past life to deserve this?

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: Anonymous femanon brainrot 10 KB JPG >start dating guy; he's super depressed, mega stoner >the more we go out the happier he becomes, starts being motivated to take care of himself better >suddenly i'm bored >break up because disinterested (plus he wanted to have kids which. f--- no) 08/23/23(Wed)05:55:11 No.29624619 >he gets it and we separate on good terms, he thanks me for all the light i've brought back into his life >start seeing new guy >new guy smokes and drinks like crazy >he falls in love with me, starts taking care of himself better for me >hasn't smoked or drank in months "all thanks to [you anon]" >getting bored again What the f--- is wrong with me bros? Have I just not been around enough or is my brain so f----- that I literally just fall out of love when there's nothing left to fix? : Anonymous >>29624619 (OP) # You're a psycho bitch >>29624646 # >>29625031 # 08/23/23(Wed)05:56:29 No.29624629

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de 1607397557617.png 58 KB PNG >win game >feel nothing >lose game >day ruined

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: Anonymous 08/13/23(Sun)20:13:19 No.74368531 1691926686535013.jpg 64 KB JPG tfw you were born on the version of Earth where: >women don't outnumber men 10 to 1 >you're not gigachad >you weren't born into wealth >it's not the 1500s and you're not Portuguese >women aren't domineering rapists who will aggressively chase d--- >you don't have an alien harem >a female Terminator has not been sent back in time to steal your seed >you will eat the bugs >you will pledge allegiance to the h--- flag >you will get the vaccine

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